To Tame a Shrew

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TO TAME A SHREW


Tunke Tunke Tunke
I dragged her along and into the trunk
Clunk clunk clunk, 
I hear some screaming from the Tunke

I drove away, in my brand new Lex
Avoiding both grammar and spelling checks
Safely away, I saved the day
Off I am to the road by the bay

Tunke Tunke Tunke
Her crass verse I too stuffed in the trunk
Drunk drunk drunk
How else does one explain a skunk in the trunk?

So by the bay, I opened me trunk
Someone is gonna be going for a dunk
I unloaded the cargo chapter and verse
At the bottom of the lake let’s see her converse

Copyright © | Year Posted 2015



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Date: 7/5/2015 7:59:00 PM
Some things need to be said especially to those who know it all. Turn about is indeed fair play for some people. You said it all with style so good for you Blessings Edith
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Mama Bear
Date: 7/6/2015 8:36:00 AM
She said something that was in need of a comment so I did say what I felt Somehow feel that there was no lesson learned
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Arthur Vaso
Date: 7/5/2015 9:02:00 PM
Thank you, I figured why not use poetic verse to say what many wish to have said! Hugs!
Date: 6/30/2015 11:39:00 PM
I oddly fine myself attracted to this I am enjoying the attraction
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Arthur Vaso
Date: 7/5/2015 9:01:00 PM
Thank you kindly!
Date: 6/29/2015 11:32:00 AM
so drastic, you own those thoughts. thank you for sharing them :), jiill
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Arthur Vaso
Date: 6/30/2015 6:55:00 PM
You are most welcome, and phewwwwww I am out of breath, taming shrews is an exhausting business!!!!!
Date: 6/28/2015 3:33:00 PM
You're terrible, Arthur! Don't change...LOL.
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Arthur Vaso
Date: 6/28/2015 6:37:00 PM
Yes I confess that I am! :)
Date: 6/28/2015 1:17:00 PM
HAHAHA. This goes so well with something I am experiencing currently!! Love it.
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Arthur Vaso
Date: 6/28/2015 6:36:00 PM
Glad I bring so many smiles wonder if I will get an "AWard"
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Rhonda Johnson-Saunders
Date: 6/28/2015 3:34:00 PM
LOL...don't give your father-in-law any ideas!
Date: 6/28/2015 8:43:00 AM
oh boy oh boy...
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Arthur Vaso
Date: 6/28/2015 6:35:00 PM
I know, aren't I just so devilishly evil?
Date: 6/27/2015 1:53:00 PM
Entertaining poem by a hunk poet! Now can't hear any screaming, but bubbles I do see:) // paul
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Arthur Vaso
Date: 6/28/2015 6:34:00 PM
LOL Paul! shhhhhhhh no witnesses please!!!
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