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To Tame a Shrew

TO TAME A SHREW


Tunke Tunke Tunke
I dragged her along and into the trunk
Clunk clunk clunk, 
I hear some screaming from the Tunke

I drove away, in my brand new Lex
Avoiding both grammar and spelling checks
Safely away, I saved the day
Off I am to the road by the bay

Tunke Tunke Tunke
Her crass verse I too stuffed in the trunk
Drunk drunk drunk
How else does one explain a skunk in the trunk?

So by the bay, I opened me trunk
Someone is gonna be going for a dunk
I unloaded the cargo chapter and verse
At the bottom of the lake let’s see her converse
Copyright © | Year Posted 2015

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Bear Avatar
July 5, 2015 at 7:59 PM
Some things need to be said especially to those who know it all. Turn about is indeed fair play for some people. You said it all with style so good for you Blessings Edith
Bear Avatar
July 6, 2015 at 8:36 AM
She said something that was in need of a comment so I did say what I felt Somehow feel that there was no lesson learned
Vaso Avatar
July 5, 2015 at 9:02 PM
Thank you, I figured why not use poetic verse to say what many wish to have said! Hugs!
Marshall Avatar
June 30, 2015 at 11:39 PM
I oddly fine myself attracted to this I am enjoying the attraction
Vaso Avatar
July 5, 2015 at 9:01 PM
Thank you kindly!
Spagnola Avatar
June 29, 2015 at 11:32 AM
so drastic, you own those thoughts. thank you for sharing them :), jiill
Vaso Avatar
June 30, 2015 at 6:55 PM
You are most welcome, and phewwwwww I am out of breath, taming shrews is an exhausting business!!!!!
Johnson-Saunders Avatar
June 28, 2015 at 3:33 PM
You're terrible, Arthur! Don't change...LOL.
Vaso Avatar
June 28, 2015 at 6:37 PM
Yes I confess that I am! :)
Dietrich Avatar
June 28, 2015 at 1:17 PM
HAHAHA. This goes so well with something I am experiencing currently!! Love it.
Vaso Avatar
June 28, 2015 at 6:36 PM
Glad I bring so many smiles wonder if I will get an "AWard"
Johnson-Saunders Avatar
June 28, 2015 at 3:34 PM
LOL...don't give your father-in-law any ideas!
Nance Avatar
June 28, 2015 at 8:43 AM
oh boy oh boy...
Vaso Avatar
June 28, 2015 at 6:35 PM
I know, aren't I just so devilishly evil?
Callus Avatar
June 27, 2015 at 1:53 PM
Entertaining poem by a hunk poet! Now can't hear any screaming, but bubbles I do see:) // paul
Vaso Avatar
June 28, 2015 at 6:34 PM
LOL Paul! shhhhhhhh no witnesses please!!!
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