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There’s nothing funny about Halloween
Whims and excuses for festival fun
Statement by clothes
A story by costumes
On the adult world revenge by children

Most memorable Halloween costume worn
By the mother of the friend of my son
She was dressed as a cow
I want to let you know
My eyes dropped to her udder soon.

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Fifth place winner in:
Contest: Halloween Limerick Contest by John Freeman
Copyright © | Year Posted 2010

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Brown Avatar
November 29, 2010 at 4:43 AM
Congratulations Dr. Ram on your win in John Freeman's "Halloween Limerick Contest". Love, Carol
Fraser Avatar
November 27, 2010 at 8:19 AM
Kool one Dr. Ram, many congrats on your win >> James
Roberts Avatar
November 25, 2010 at 11:51 AM
cute entry Dr. Ram, congrats on your win in the contest
Neels Avatar
November 25, 2010 at 9:41 AM
Dr. Ram, congratulations on your win in John's contest.. ;)
Dufresne Avatar
November 25, 2010 at 4:45 AM
very funny Dr Ram. Congratulations on your win here!
Kendrick Avatar
November 25, 2010 at 4:09 AM
Congratulations on your win in John's contest..Sara
Mehta Avatar
November 24, 2010 at 9:11 PM
Dr Ram....Congrats on notching up big win in the contest........ Happy Thanksgiving.....Luv/Best wishes.....Hitendra Mehta
Sweetheart Avatar
November 24, 2010 at 8:21 PM
Congrats Dr. Ram on your big win in John's contest with this cool Limerick my friend.. enjoy another sweet victory and big win with luv..
Mannan Avatar
November 24, 2010 at 8:21 PM
Hahaha. Many congratulations for this win.
Devonshire Avatar
November 24, 2010 at 3:02 PM
You closing line is outrageously funny, Dr. Ram! Great limerick series. Congratulations on your win in John's contest! Love, Carolyn
Dietrich Avatar
November 24, 2010 at 2:21 PM
Oh it's the UDDERLY funny one here. Glad to see you here with me at this place in the winner's circle. Luv, Andrea
Freeman Avatar
November 24, 2010 at 2:12 PM
Congratulations, Dr Ram on your worthy poem's place in the winner circle. Have a nice celebration of whatever you celebrate this time of year. Agape, Moses
Fillmore Avatar
November 9, 2010 at 2:49 PM
still chuckling:) enjoyed this much! Thanks for your wonderful comment on my recent post "Trick not Treat", Ram! Carol
Culverhouse Avatar
November 2, 2010 at 4:52 PM
you are bad....!! LOL got to be a winner!
Dietrich Avatar
November 1, 2010 at 10:31 PM
hahaha, that last one, the last line, was GREAT. LUv, Andrea
Sweetheart Avatar
November 1, 2010 at 8:06 AM
Very very cute Dr.Ram.. an honest man to write of his eyes falling to her udder..haha.. very creative luv.. good luck in the contest.. no other entry will outshine this one my friend.. creativity personified..
K. Avatar
October 31, 2010 at 12:34 PM
hahaha sure didn't expect that last line, Dr. Ram! Wish you the best in the contest with this fun limerick, :)-- nikko :)
Devonshire Avatar
October 31, 2010 at 10:49 AM
This is an outrageously funny limerick, Dr. Ram!! Brilliant and quite unique. Love that last line -- you had me laughing out look. Best wishes in John's limerick contest. Love, Carolyn
Wellington Avatar
October 31, 2010 at 7:27 AM
Dr. Ram, thanks so much for your comments and best wishes. I only learn from the best, you, very much there in that line. Thanks Sir. Joy (Jew)
Neels Avatar
October 31, 2010 at 7:26 AM
Oh so witty Dr. Ram ;) good luck for the contest with this one ~ Wilma
Bloomsfield Avatar
October 31, 2010 at 12:45 AM
Hahaha :)Funny,very funny and naughty good. .always a pleasure to read you. .Celene.
Wellington Avatar
October 30, 2010 at 8:00 PM
Dr. Ram congrats on making Soup's front page. Continue to work that funny pen of your. Luv, Joy (Jew)
Richards Avatar
October 30, 2010 at 5:59 PM
This one made me laugh so hard, I almost choked on my coffee!! Good one, Dr. Ram!!
Haick Avatar
October 30, 2010 at 2:10 PM
I've seen the other side of Dr. Ram in the two poems I've read lately..both humourous!! Thanks for the laugh this Saturday afternoon! Love it. Always, Audrey
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October 30, 2010 at 12:55 PM
Very good my Poet friend...nice one for the contest.....Michael
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