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To Buy a New Gown

Lifting heavy stuff was not my intention
To save a few bucks I'm puffing like an engine
To keep the price down
So I can buy a new gown
To wear at my company's next convention


© Jack Ellison 2015

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Carol Eastman

May 26, 2015 at 11:36 AM

Must be SOME Convention... LOL!!!

Jack Ellison

May 27, 2015 at 12:16 PM

Let's just say... DIFFERENT! LOL huggs, Santa xxxx

Kp Nunez

May 25, 2015 at 9:44 PM

:-)

Jack Ellison

May 26, 2015 at 5:15 AM

I have other secrets too!!! LOL Love, Jack xxx

Marquis Mc Mills-Cooper

May 25, 2015 at 3:18 PM

Ha, ha, ha, fabulous! Nice Limerick! MC

Jack Ellison

May 25, 2015 at 4:22 PM

Happy to hear it gave you a chuckle mr friend! Cheers, Jack!!!

Skat A

May 25, 2015 at 3:00 PM

Lol, Jack at first I was puzzled at buying a new gown... lol it works for me. Enjoyed

Jack Ellison

May 25, 2015 at 4:21 PM

Silly old me! LOL Thanks once more for paying me a visit, dear friend! xxx

Judy Konos

May 25, 2015 at 11:01 AM

JACKSON!!! You say, I'm silly! You'd best get a move on with those boxes! You said you were moving just right next door? Dear Lord I'm glad it's not just down the block we'd probably never hear from you again!!! BATTER UP!

Jack Ellison

May 25, 2015 at 11:06 AM

Down the block or just next door creates the same amount to effort! Mainly because of the "we may need that some day" attitude! LOL

Jan Allison

May 25, 2015 at 10:23 AM

it the dress fits jack - wear it lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Jack Ellison

May 25, 2015 at 10:38 AM

Until you see me in a dress, you couldn't imagine the absolute vision of loveliness I project! Hugs, Jack xxx

Judy Konos

May 25, 2015 at 9:29 AM

Can I handle it? You only got one leg? That sheds new light on your sexiness....hmmmmmmm

Jack Ellison

May 25, 2015 at 10:36 AM

I know, I know, my sexiness is well known in my little circle of the world! LOL You must be honoured to know me... love, Jack xxx

Laura Breidenthal

May 25, 2015 at 7:53 AM

Hahaha! This reminds me of my friend Bill. He said to me, "I love my new manager...he's a really nice guy... only thing is, he wears a dress!" ....he was serious, but I could not hold in my laughter. Keep saving up for that gown! I'm sure you'll look fabulous! Always, Laura

Jack Ellison

May 25, 2015 at 8:08 AM

Won't be able to stand it myself!!! What a glorious morning having you to start my day! Too much... love, you know who! xxxx