To Be Read Aloud
Are you listening? Open your ears
For this is to be read aloud it needs your voice
Because it can not speak on its own...
This is a poem that I'll call a slam
One day I was feeling quite queazy
But had much shopping to do being breezy
No! I will not let a little gassy, nausea stop me
Chewing two tritalac which helps with that gas
It works by pushing all that gas down and outting
Easing the digestive track...A little walking
You know like that morning constitutional
Helps to eliminate all the problems that are institutional
It must have been those beans in that Chili
They got down there and fermented really
Well I went to the garden center at Wally
You know Wally-World and thought that I would look around
There was not a soul or a sound around the grounds
Everything was quiet on the selling front..Not one of the personnel
To talk to or a customer ....I had this place all to myself
With those beautiful plants looking absorbed in the beauty
What is that over there...Let me go look
Concentrating..all alone
Gas moving moving in one great big
Bubble___ pootttttttttttttt
Looked up ...the man I never saw well he laughed.......HAAAAAAAAAAA!
Rolling in the floor laughter....
Embarrassed! Well, I'll let you decide...
(Well is this a slam!)
Copyright © Sara Kendrick | Year Posted 2010
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