Tipple

My cider comes from Somerset, I likes it coz it's strong. Tis made from apples good and sweet, wiv flavours thats a real treat. What's more I likes to drink it neat. I likes it 'cos it's strong. My world ish shwimming all around, my legs is wobbly and unsound, I think I'll sit down on the ground. Black coffee, please. And strong! ~
For Heather's Competition.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2013

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June 7, 2013 at 9:44 AM
Charles... congratulations with your winning poem... in Heather's contest... Linda
Ober Avatar
June 3, 2013 at 6:08 PM
Too funny, as always! I like my cider and my coffee strong too ;) Congrats on your win in my contest!
Bauer Avatar
June 3, 2013 at 2:56 PM
ha! this one made me laugh. nice job!
Delaney Avatar
May 30, 2013 at 3:36 PM
So funny. I did need a good laugh this morning. SuZ
Hamilton Avatar
May 30, 2013 at 6:10 AM
love the humour, aren't I the lucky one I live in Somerset good write Linda
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