Tipheap Might Be a Bad Town, But Fogswamp's Worse

(Interview with the mayor) Dear mayor of Tipheap - I have a few questions A bunch of complaints - a list of suggestions You said you would fix things if you were elected Or were we misguided? Should we be corrected? The library’s worn down - to obtain you did swear Some books and some mags and an unbroken chair -- We'll get help from Fogswamp - we'll not need to plead -- They're library's not used since they can’t even read The sewers are blocking - the toilets can't flush The streets overflowing in brown smelly mush -- I don't understand - your complaint's a bit vague -- Besides look at Fogswamp - they all have the plague Crimes on the increase - where's all our street cops? Thieves are rampaging - both houses and shops -- Well Fogswamp is chaos - a lawbreaking hell -- They've put bars round the town to make one big jail cell Our schools don't perform - they're not teaching life's skills Our kids need this knowledge for jobs that pay bills -- Fogswamp has schools that teach reading and sums -- They turn out poor vagrants and drifters and bums So rather than fixing you claim they are worse Whilst we're a bit ragged, you say they are cursed And if you view Tipheap with full satisfaction Then explain why you live in a Fogswamp posh mansion