Tinkle Tinkle In the Stars

Tinkle Tinkle In The Stars

Tinkle tinkle in the stars
Santa’s seen too many bars
Had a beer in every one
Now his bladder’s come undone
Tinkle tinkle in the stars
Sprinkling you where e’er you are

When another pint is gone
Santa Claus can sprinkle on
While there’s still a little light
Golden showers in the night
Tinkle tinkle in the stars
Sprinkling you where e’er you are

Santa tinkles in the dark
Every drop a tiny spark
Sprinkles everywhere he goes
To relieve his ‘tinkle hose’
Tinkle tinkle in the stars
Sprinkling you where e’er you are

In the dark blue sky he’ll keep
Sprinkling while you try to sleep
Close your mouth and shut your eyes
Santa’s sprinkling from the skies
Tinkle tinkle in the stars
Sprinkling you where e’er you are
Copyright © | Year Posted 2018

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Laurie Avatar
December 5, 2018 at 6:50 PM
G'day Terry … ah so it's not - raindrops keep falling on my head - umbrella sales should rise - thanks for the giggle Terry - Lindsay
Allison Avatar
December 4, 2018 at 7:28 PM
ha ha ha love it Terry - in my latest poem it was Rudolph who was hitting the booze lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Flood Avatar
December 4, 2018 at 7:40 PM
Thanks Jan, just read your smashing poem. This really was coincidicence....... your honour.
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