Tinkle Tinkle In the Stars

Tinkle Tinkle In The Stars Tinkle tinkle in the stars Santa’s seen too many bars Had a beer in every one Now his bladder’s come undone Tinkle tinkle in the stars Sprinkling you where e’er you are When another pint is gone Santa Claus can sprinkle on While there’s still a little light Golden showers in the night Tinkle tinkle in the stars Sprinkling you where e’er you are Santa tinkles in the dark Every drop a tiny spark Sprinkles everywhere he goes To relieve his ‘tinkle hose’ Tinkle tinkle in the stars Sprinkling you where e’er you are In the dark blue sky he’ll keep Sprinkling while you try to sleep Close your mouth and shut your eyes Santa’s sprinkling from the skies Tinkle tinkle in the stars Sprinkling you where e’er you are