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Tina's No Ballerina

An exotic dancer billed as Tina
Used to writhe on stage like a hyena ~
   Today Tina has four kids
   She mustn't do what she did ~
Now 'Mommy' performs the Macarena

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Pashang Salehi

October 6, 2021 at 7:56 PM

Cute ... very cute.

Gershon Wolf

October 8, 2021 at 1:15 PM

Thanks for stopping by my site and for the encouragement, Pashang! :) gw

L Milton Hankins

October 6, 2021 at 9:55 AM

(chuckling) Gershon, you have such an imagination and sense of humor. Hmmm...do you know the Macarena???

Gershon Wolf

October 6, 2021 at 5:36 PM

Do I know the Macarena? The most popular 'white dance' in Chicago for almost two decades?! --- Nah, never heard of it. Chuckle. :) gw

Sally Eslinger

October 6, 2021 at 9:19 AM

What a riot! Gershon, it sounds like you know this versatile, artistic lady from one of your pub haunts and its weekend bands with occasional side acts. 40 yrs ago, 1st dating, Jim & I were applauded while kissing in such a place…haha time changes us all, sometimes too much. A super read to start my day. Best wishes!

Gershon Wolf

October 6, 2021 at 9:35 AM

Ha, ha! Would you believe that I've never been in a bar?! -- Well, would you believe that I've never had a drink in a bar?! Well, I actually drank in a bar twice in my 20's, much to my chagrin... But I never, and I mean never, have been in a bar with (ahem) 'exotic' or any other kind of dancers. lol. (All of this is true). ~ Mr. Goody Two-Shoes