Home » Poems » Jack Ellison » Timothy Shortpants

Timothy Shortpants

There lives a fellow named Timothy Shortpants Known as a most renowned guru on romance Has discovered a new passion That's just come into fashion Do you actually think it could be limericks by chance © Jack Ellison 2015

Post Comments

Poetrysoup is an environment of encouragement and growth so only provide specific positive comments that indicate what you appreciate about the poem. Negative comments will result your account being banned.

Please Login to post a comment

Michael Tor

Date: 9/29/2015 7:00:00 PM

Great tribute Jack to one of our favorites.

Jack Ellison
Date: 9/30/2015 7:41:00 AM

Tim, Tim, the ladies man!!!

Charmaine Chircop

Date: 9/29/2015 2:59:00 PM

Oh Timothy is one of a kind. He goes by the name of Tim and Timothu too...and Oh yep..Of romance he is an excellent guru..Guru guru : ) Love love it Santa : )

Jack Ellison
Date: 9/30/2015 7:40:00 AM

Wished all the girlies loved me like Timothy... boo hoo!!! Love ya sweet Charmaine! xoxox

Tim Smith
Date: 9/29/2015 3:04:00 PM

: )

Carol Eastman

Date: 9/29/2015 11:02:00 AM

Sir Timothy Short Pants makes me sigh... With all the ladies, it's the same- aye... But he also does limmericks quite bold we cannot deny... Jacks great apprentice takes us to the sky... And when he's done, it's back to romance, My Oh My.

Jack Ellison
Date: 9/30/2015 7:38:00 AM

Blue Jays all the way!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YEEHAW! xxx

Tim Smith
Date: 9/29/2015 3:06:00 PM

Thanks Carol....Cant wait to see the war of words if Jack's Blue Jays and your Cardinal make it to the World Series.

Tim Smith

Date: 9/29/2015 9:17:00 AM

Hey, am I that Timothy that you do speak...The Limmerance laurite that makes ladies go weak...I am honored to be...mentioned in your company...now don't blow my cover, for away I sneak : )....good morning Jackson. I missed you yesterday. My daughter's birthday.

Jack Ellison
Date: 9/29/2015 9:22:00 AM

Happy Birthday wishes for your daughter, Mr. Shortpants! LOL However, I must deduct 1,000 points for missing!