Jack Ellison Poet Limerick

Timothy Shortpants

There lives a fellow named Timothy Shortpants
Known as a most renowned guru on romance
Has discovered a new passion
That's just come into fashion
Do you actually think it could be limericks by chance


© Jack Ellison 2015

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Michael Tor September 29, 2015 at 7:00 PM Great tribute Jack to one of our favorites. Jack Ellison September 30, 2015 at 7:41 AM Tim, Tim, the ladies man!!!

Charmaine Chircop September 29, 2015 at 2:59 PM Oh Timothy is one of a kind. He goes by the name of Tim and Timothu too...and Oh yep..Of romance he is an excellent guru..Guru guru : ) Love love it Santa : ) Jack Ellison September 30, 2015 at 7:40 AM Wished all the girlies loved me like Timothy... boo hoo!!! Love ya sweet Charmaine! xoxox Tim Smith September 29, 2015 at 3:04 PM : )

Carol Eastman September 29, 2015 at 11:02 AM Sir Timothy Short Pants makes me sigh... With all the ladies, it's the same- aye... But he also does limmericks quite bold we cannot deny... Jacks great apprentice takes us to the sky... And when he's done, it's back to romance, My Oh My. Jack Ellison September 30, 2015 at 7:38 AM Blue Jays all the way!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YEEHAW! xxx Tim Smith September 29, 2015 at 3:06 PM Thanks Carol....Cant wait to see the war of words if Jack's Blue Jays and your Cardinal make it to the World Series.

Tim Smith September 29, 2015 at 9:17 AM Hey, am I that Timothy that you do speak...The Limmerance laurite that makes ladies go weak...I am honored to be...mentioned in your company...now don't blow my cover, for away I sneak : )....good morning Jackson. I missed you yesterday. My daughter's birthday. Jack Ellison September 29, 2015 at 9:22 AM Happy Birthday wishes for your daughter, Mr. Shortpants! LOL However, I must deduct 1,000 points for missing!