Time Misplaced Is Always Well Misspent

I woke up in the late afternoon; still exhausted from binging on junk food, drank four quarts of cough syrup too; Wasn't too sure what to do when I awoke next to you... ...Sorry I drank all of your cough syrup when I ran out of my own; and for later, throwing up 'cool ranch' Doritos all over your new dress before ripping a sizable gash In your super sleek kick pleat, when you said: "Ew, gross; Get the hell away from me!" - But you kinda asked for it to play out this way: By never telling me I had to stop before I could get the chance to blackout from an extreme case of toxic shock... ...I have always known you were trying to kill me...