Tiger Tiger - Orange Cat

The sign on the cage read "CAUTION"
I thought, "hmmm..
"wonder who that belongs too?"
The receptionist seemed a bit cool
almost standoffish.
I paid the bill and asked
"so where's my kitty?"
She pointed at the caution cage
and said in a growly tone
"OVER THERE."
"The doctor says he'd appreciate it
if you didn't bring "tiger" in again."
It was "tiger's" first (and last) visit.
He was a little ball of orange fur
with A T T I T U D E....
He aged like a jalapeno pepper
growing hot with a little bite.
As my kitty grew
so did the size of the cage
and the size of the CAUTION sign.
He had a few "good" days.
One in 1998, the other in 2005.
I believe he was the reincarnation
of a serial killer.
If there's a heaven for cats
he's probably the bouncer.

John G. Lawless
8/18/2020
Copyright © | Year Posted 2020

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Rigoler Avatar
September 11, 2020 at 11:45 AM
Great humor in this one. Love the last line. Not a cat lover but love small dogs like my dachhund. / M
Allison Avatar
August 21, 2020 at 1:12 PM
lol it didn't have attitude but catitude lol:-) hugs jan xx
Tor Avatar
August 18, 2020 at 8:07 PM
lol John. A kitty with Attitude. How do you spell CAUTION, Tiger. Love this piece. They all have different personalities.
Laurie Avatar
August 18, 2020 at 6:45 PM
G'day John ... I certainly got a chuckle when reading your tale of tiger, the feisty little moggy. Really entertaining - thank you John - Lindsay
Ermine Avatar
August 18, 2020 at 2:14 PM
Simply hilarious, John. I like the 'grow hotter with age as a jalepeno' idea. Nice pacing, - even the viscous serve a purpose!
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