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Tie It In a Knot

Another day, another day with my friends
But I must not forget to wear my Depends
Should probably tie it in a knot
So I'm not forced to stop
Ideas don't always return before they're penned


© Jack Ellison 2015

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Carol Eastman

November 10, 2015 at 10:26 AM

Fortunately you have us, the most loyal society of friends... But I wasn't here yesterday so must make amends... Hubby had a bad cold so gave him the computer for his weekend to spend...It kinda left me at odds and ends... I missed you guys desperately but am back my friends...

Jack Ellison

November 10, 2015 at 12:18 PM

Whatta a sweetheart you are! Tell hubby we're thinking of him and hope he's over it soon!!! xxxxx

Anne-Lise Andresen

November 8, 2015 at 2:16 PM

- The hat fits perfectly :)))) - Best wishes my friend :) - big hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Jack Ellison

November 8, 2015 at 3:39 PM

I AM the real Santa... the secret is finally out!!! LOL Love you dear lady... Santa xoxox

Theresa Cw

November 8, 2015 at 12:36 PM

Oh my dear Jack so very glad I stopped by for this mighty fun filled cabaret of funny antics. Really do love your new avatar. And especially this limerick had me laughing in stitches.... If you want you can check out my new poem I just posted. Called it Lone Wolf... Happy Sailing Jack, love and hugs Theresa

Jack Ellison

November 8, 2015 at 3:40 PM

"mighty fun filled cabaret of funny antics" love that description... you are the ultimate sweetie, dear Theresa! Bags of ove, Santa xoxox

Tim Smith

November 8, 2015 at 9:18 AM

Open your mind and let it flow....what comes out we don't know....beautiful treats....mouthwatering eats...or maybe even a burlesque show

Jack Ellison

November 8, 2015 at 9:22 AM

I'm kinda partial to burlesque shows although we can get all that stuff online now!!!! LOL (not that I've EVER gonr there!)

Jan Allison

November 8, 2015 at 7:38 AM

ha ha ha love it Jack - guess you can rely on depends lol - much nicer name than we have - tena lady and men lol:-) Only tenner i want is in my purse:-) hugs Jan xx

Jack Ellison

November 8, 2015 at 8:33 AM

Different country... same problem!!! LOL Love and hugs, Santa xxx

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