Tiddles

“Can you smell something burning,” Dad frowned and I said “Yeah.”
It had the smell of cooking meat, as well as burning hair,
Dad stopped the truck, lifted the bonnet… “Blimey look at that!”
Something was mangled by the fan, looking like Mum’s cat.

“Strike me pink” Dad shook his head, “Mum’s cat’s been on the motor.
It’s been killed by the fan”; and we knew that Mum did dote her.
Dad looked at me with steely eyes, “Get the spade and dig a hole,
I’ll tell you now and only once… don’t tell a living soul”…

… I was halfway through my tea, staying quieter than a mouse.
Mum asked “Has anyone seen Tiddles? She’s not around the house.”
All Mum got was puzzled looks, and the shaking of each head…
Dad glared to remind me, ‘don’t tell a soul the cat is dead.’

Mum loved her cat so much; she’d have Tiddles on her lap
out on the porch at evening time. Contented she would nap.
I hated seeing Mum distressed, but Dad just acted bored,
when Mum said, “I’ll write a note, with an offer of reward.”

‘Ten pounds for her return’; I thought that Mum would smell a rat,
when Dad said “Make it twenty, if you really love your cat.”
The Ad’s printed in the paper, in the column ‘lost and found.’
Dad said to me “I’m feeling guilty now, with Tiddles underground.”

Dad let me drive the tractor while he spread the ragwort spray,
and then blackberries copped a dose before they shoot away,
he emptied out the tank and we went home to wash the gear.
The Evans’ car’s parked in our drive… “What are they doing here?”

Laughter’s in the kitchen; a joyous Mother’s voice did say
“Young Misty here found Tiddles; she was hiding in their hay,
no wonder she would not come home.” I watched Dad’s eyes and jaw.
… Twenty quid, the cat is back… a box of kittens on the floor.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2015

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Babcock Avatar
August 25, 2015 at 5:49 PM
Wonderful story told here Lindsay. Nice flow and rhyme to this poem. love phyl
Laurie Avatar
August 31, 2015 at 4:02 AM
Thank you Phyllis... this is one poem of a series called 'ferals on the farm.' I should post some more of them - Lindsay
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August 31, 2015 at 3:59 AM
Williams Avatar
May 4, 2015 at 9:45 PM
Another terrific country story Lindsay----those flaming strays can sure cost a man....kind regards----John
Laurie Avatar
May 4, 2015 at 11:00 PM
G'day John... as you know, there's probably more than three times as many animals on a farm than the livestock and many are feral cats in the haystacks - thank you John - Lindsay
Curtis Avatar
May 2, 2015 at 8:11 PM
It just makes me wonder, what was cooking if not Tiddles, Hahahahahah, Great story Mate.
Laurie Avatar
May 4, 2015 at 10:58 PM
G'day Jerry... yeah well, on another occasion, a farming friend called in home and when leaving we had a brown snake (deadly) at the front door that he had brought in under his car. I'm hoping it was a feral cat Jerry - Lindsay
Das Avatar
May 2, 2015 at 11:11 AM
All your writes are so full of humour. And brilliant. I truly enjoy reading them. Thank you so much for sharing. #7
Laurie Avatar
May 4, 2015 at 10:53 PM
G'day Nandita... thank you once again for your comment Nandita. I believe we all keep each other amused with some really good humour - Lindsay
Lefebvre Avatar
May 2, 2015 at 4:26 PM
Another good one Lindsay, with an ending that has one wondering long before they get there, what the hook will be? When the reward went from 10 to 20 quid; I suspected we might not have seen the last of Tiddles. You got me with the kittens though.
Dietrich Avatar
May 1, 2015 at 10:30 PM
This story is fantastic. It gets a big FAVE from me.
Nunez Avatar
May 1, 2015 at 8:41 PM
Another good story from you, Lindsay. Keep penning! :) Kim
Laurie Avatar
May 4, 2015 at 10:49 PM
Hello Kim... I'm pleased that you enjoyed it Kim, and after that limerick I'm not sure that you want me to keep penning - Lindsay
Allison Avatar
May 1, 2015 at 6:25 PM
What a wonderful tale Lindsay - love the twist at the end - your sense of humour shines in everything you pen:-) Hugs Jan xx 7 xx
Laurie Avatar
May 4, 2015 at 10:40 PM
Thanks once again for reading and leaving an encouraging comment Jan. Like you, I enjoy the light hearted part of life - Lindsay.
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