Through the Looking Glass

THROUGH THE LOOKING GLASS Science has always pursued people’s main interest: Sex, chat, food, and relaxation - the best. Edison, inventive-ideas man, sat under a tree for days And a light bulb fell on his head causing a daze: And seeing *********** in his vision - what a laugh - He invented the pornograph. We know the first phone calls were identified by sound of bell Because the telephone was invented by Alex G Bell. Thank goodness he wasn’t called Alex G Squelch; Or that the inventor wasn’t SIr Toby Belch - Who well understood that a dog’s belly ache Caused Pavlov to invent the pavlova cake; And Newton’s law of gravy: two objects meat - why Do they attract each other’s essence within circle of pie? . To relax after dinner, Whitney invented cotton gin soon after his fine Original and best brew - his potato wine; And Franklin invented the art of leisurely kite flying - But, oh oh, Ben! Shocking bad idea in lightning.