Three Wishes Come True

I found a Genie within a bottle about two thousand years ago,
Still being on this earth today, the first wish you’ve gotta know.

Secondly I wished, that all my wishes would come true;
“Sorry”, said the Genie, “But what remains is only two.”

So then I made a wish that my life wouldn’t be so hairy,
Two thousand years a bald man, hair on my head there isn’t nary.

Lastly I wished, that I never would know strife;
So for two thousand years, I’ve never had a wife.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2010



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Date: 8/13/2010 2:18:00 PM
funny and thought provoking
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Date: 8/4/2010 7:51:00 PM
Congrats on your 2nd place win, Joe
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Date: 8/2/2010 10:13:00 AM
Congratulations to you on your win Joe in Catie Lindsey's contest "I Dream of Jeanie". Love, Carol
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Date: 8/1/2010 11:50:00 AM
Funny and pitiful at the same time. Congratulations on your 2nd place. Love, Joyce
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Date: 8/1/2010 11:26:00 AM
Congrats Joe on a super win for Catie's contest with thses amazing wishes ... enjoy another victory my friend... with luv..
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Date: 8/1/2010 11:09:00 AM
congrats on your win with this witty poem
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Date: 7/28/2010 1:06:00 PM
soup mail again. One more after this one. Charles
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Date: 7/28/2010 11:05:00 AM
soup mail Joe. Charles
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Date: 7/28/2010 6:54:00 AM
A very witty humorous write Joe. I wish you the best in Catie's contest. Love, Carol
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Date: 7/27/2010 5:16:00 PM
Very humorous write. Good luck in the contest, Joe
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Date: 7/27/2010 4:44:00 PM
Very funny poem Joe, loved it , good luck in the contest
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Date: 7/27/2010 4:18:00 PM
So funny Joe.. good luck in Catie's contest.. am sure she will get a laugh out of your creativity... and humor.. with luv..
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