Three Little Limericks

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Here are three mid-week limericks to gnaw on...

~ Room Service ~ There once was a bat, flew straight out of Hell Who landed on the Farmer in the Dell -- Farmer got nervous Called Room Service, said -- "Hey, I ordered my bird medium-well!" ~ Funky Grasshopper ~ There was a funky grasshopper so quick He once jumped to Africa in a lick -- He heard a lion Thought he'd be dyin' -- Got malaria ~ poor lion got sick! ~ Super-uptight ~ An upside-down-cake was once baked upright The chef became anxious, super-uptight -- He added a joint And more to the point -- Guests ate the cake and got high as a kite!

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Tania Kitchin

Date: 10/13/2019 5:08:00 AM

Gershon, I enjoyed your funny limericks, they gave me a belly laugh!

Gershon Wolf
Date: 10/13/2019 11:04:00 AM

I feel extra-honored by your nice comment, Tania, as you have read so many limericks in the contests you've sponsored. Thanks a million! Warm wishes, Gershon

Brenda Chiri

Date: 10/10/2019 9:44:00 PM

Oh wow you had me in a fit of laughter! Too funny my friend!;)

Gershon Wolf
Date: 10/10/2019 10:14:00 PM

Great. Glad to hear you're 'fit enough for laughter,' Brenda. You must be feeling better. Hope so! Warmest wishes, Gershon

Chris Green

Date: 10/10/2019 4:10:00 PM

I came here to read Gershon's writing~ two limericks penned for delighting~ his words as I gazed~ he once more amazed~ So thank you my friend for inviting. : ) Loved them my friend.

Gershon Wolf
Date: 10/10/2019 4:13:00 PM

Chris, you are just a virtuoso! I like your limerick in your comment much better than the ones I wrote. It is TRULY delightful! :) gw P.S. Why not post one or two once-in-a-blue -moon or so. I'd love to read them, for sure!! Thanks, my talented friend! Warmest wishes, Gershon