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Three Little Limericks

~ Room Service ~

  There once was a bat, flew straight out of Hell
  Who landed on the Farmer in the Dell -- 
      Farmer got nervous
      Called Room Service, said -- 
   "Hey, I ordered my bird medium-well!" 



             ~ Funky Grasshopper ~

    There was a funky grasshopper so quick
     He once jumped to Africa in a lick -- 
        He heard a lion
        Thought he'd be dyin' -- 
     Got malaria ~ poor lion got sick!  



               ~ Super-uptight ~ 

  An upside-down-cake was once baked upright
  The chef became anxious, super-uptight -- 
    He added a joint
    And more to the point --
 Guests ate the cake and got high as a kite!

Copyright © Gershon Wolf | Year Posted 2019

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Tania Kitchin Date: 10/13/2019 5:08:00 AM Gershon, I enjoyed your funny limericks, they gave me a belly laugh! Login to Reply Gershon Wolf Date: 10/13/2019 11:04:00 AM I feel extra-honored by your nice comment, Tania, as you have read so many limericks in the contests you've sponsored. Thanks a million! Warm wishes, Gershon

Brenda Chiri Date: 10/10/2019 9:44:00 PM Oh wow you had me in a fit of laughter! Too funny my friend!;) Login to Reply Gershon Wolf Date: 10/10/2019 10:14:00 PM Great. Glad to hear you're 'fit enough for laughter,' Brenda. You must be feeling better. Hope so! Warmest wishes, Gershon

Chris Green Date: 10/10/2019 4:10:00 PM I came here to read Gershon's writing~ two limericks penned for delighting~ his words as I gazed~ he once more amazed~ So thank you my friend for inviting. : ) Loved them my friend. Login to Reply Gershon Wolf Date: 10/10/2019 4:13:00 PM Chris, you are just a virtuoso! I like your limerick in your comment much better than the ones I wrote. It is TRULY delightful! :) gw P.S. Why not post one or two once-in-a-blue -moon or so. I'd love to read them, for sure!! Thanks, my talented friend! Warmest wishes, Gershon