Three Course Date

I dined with a girl, guess I should say we both were free. Her name was miss Ethel, made me feel special, t'was love I could see. (Chorus) She was my whole world 'til that romantic repast, I didn't know how long my stomach would last... She cooked on the grill, looked like road kill' in some kinda swill. She said let us eat, I asked her "why?" she said "my treat." (Chorus) She said "have some more" and I asked for a bag, She slopped on some more and I started to gag! I sat on the couch, in fetal crouch, whispering "ouch". She turned down the lamps, I held back my cramps, She wanted to dance... She asked me to stay; she was making desert, "It's Gopher gut pie" and..I.. hurled in my shirt ! And.. then I awoke, It was a dream, My shirt was clean. So I stoked the fire, ...isn't it good, to eat what we should. to the tune of "Norweigan Wood" by the Beatles....(Key of D preferred please) .inspired by John Heck's Beatlemania Sing Along.