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Thoughts of a Three Year Old

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I have a noisy baby sister she came from mummy’s tummy I wish they’d put her back in there or fit her with a dummy! I have to share my toys with her; she grabs them when I play I’d much prefer I had a puppy; I’d walk him outside every day! Daddy takes me to the park; sometimes my little legs get tired If I had wheels instead of feet I’m sure they’d be admired! Mummy I know you’ve told me that it’s rude to stare But why is that man’s head poking through his hair? I’m told that I must eat my greens so I grow big and tall Oh yeuk… cauliflower and carrots I really hate them all My daddy once got cross when I knocked over his beer He said a silly word, that he didn’t think I’d hear! If I find a massive green bogie when I pick my nose Why does mummy get so cross when I wipe it on her clothes? When I wee in the toilet I aim to hit a smiley ping-pong ball I hope mummy removes it when Grandma comes to call! I sit on the bathroom toilet and I do a massive pooh I love to hear a big splash when I’m sitting on the loo! Sometime I fart in the bath, its fun to make the water bubble AND my Daddy farts all the time so I don’t get into trouble! When I lay in bed at night my mummy reads to me I wish I could read the book myself, but I’m only three! It really isn’t fair, why do I have to be in bed by eight When all grown-ups watch TV and they can stay up late! Three Year Olds Thoughts Sponsored by Brenda Chiri 06-26-17

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Dan Cwiak

Date: 7/24/2017 10:05:00 AM

A truly wonderful look at the thoughts of a three year old, Jan. Expressed by an expert wordsmith...Congratulations on your win.

Jan Allison
Date: 7/24/2017 11:17:00 AM

you are too kind Dan i just write a lot of poop lol:-) hugs jan xx

Eve Roper

Date: 7/23/2017 9:17:00 PM

this is awesome write, Jan, congratulations on your win ~*

Jan Allison
Date: 7/24/2017 8:29:00 AM

Thanks Eve:-) hugs Jan xx

Lin Lane

Date: 7/23/2017 7:05:00 PM

Whoo Hoo... way to go, Jan! I love all of them... Congratulations!

Jan Allison
Date: 7/23/2017 7:10:00 PM

Thanks Lin I was delighted to place so well:-) hugs jan xx

Dean Wood

Date: 7/23/2017 5:46:00 PM

hehe, That sounds about right! Congrats on this win Jan, this is a real fun poem! - Dean

Jan Allison
Date: 7/23/2017 5:53:00 PM

Cheers Dean I was delighted that Brenda liked my poem:-) hugs Jan xx

Janice Canerdy

Date: 7/23/2017 2:50:00 PM

Great poem, Jan! Congrats on your win. Janice

Jan Allison
Date: 7/23/2017 3:45:00 PM

Thanks Janice:-) hugs Jan xx

Joseph May

Date: 7/23/2017 12:40:00 PM

I knew this would be high on the list...Congrats Jan

Jan Allison
Date: 7/23/2017 3:46:00 PM

Thanks Joseph I wasn't so sure that my humour would be appreciated so i am delighted to place so well:-) hugs Jan xx

Dale Gregory Cozart

Date: 7/23/2017 12:10:00 PM

Congrats on your win, Jan!

Jan Allison
Date: 7/23/2017 3:46:00 PM

Thanks Dale:-) hugs Jan xx

Martyn Austin

Date: 7/1/2017 7:34:00 PM

Aww.. That's brilliant. What a lovely poem.

Jan Allison
Date: 7/2/2017 3:09:00 AM

Thanks Martyn I hope the sponsor likes it:-) hugs Jan xx

Jean Murray

Date: 6/28/2017 6:13:00 AM

Smashing!

Jan Allison
Date: 6/28/2017 7:23:00 AM

Thanks Jean I has such fun writing for this contest I could use the poop word and hopefully no one will complain lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Joseph May

Date: 6/27/2017 8:08:00 AM

Haha...Well penned Jan...

Jan Allison
Date: 6/27/2017 8:12:00 AM

Thanks Joseph I had great fun writing for this contest:-) hugs Jan xx

Carole Duet

Date: 6/26/2017 11:26:00 PM

Just perfect! I always loved that age...they are so cute and full of "it"...as you so skillfully showed. lol Very enjoyable.

Jan Allison
Date: 6/27/2017 3:25:00 AM

I hope you have tears of laughter at this poem Carole... I really did go from one extreme to the other with the poems I wrote and posted yesterday!:-) hugs Jan xx

Joanna Daniel

Date: 6/26/2017 11:13:00 PM

Ha ha, made me laugh, Jan, very cutely funny:)

Jan Allison
Date: 6/27/2017 3:24:00 AM

Thanks so much Jo:-) hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 6/26/2017 10:13:00 PM

Lots of GREAT three year old lines. REminds me of "Kids Say the Darndest Things" show. My poem is all on one theme. I like how you just hit many funny things with yours!

Jan Allison
Date: 6/27/2017 3:23:00 AM

I couldn't think how to tackle it as one continuous theme so I just went with a few funny lines I've either heard or made up, of course I had to mention poop lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Lin Lane

Date: 6/26/2017 6:52:00 PM

cutie patootie kid. His face is hilarious. Nice, Jan. I knew you'd work in the bathroom depository. haha

Jan Allison
Date: 6/26/2017 6:55:00 PM

You know me and poop Lin I get it flung at me so I may as well write more lol lol:-) Isn't the picture adorable I agree he is so cute:-) hugs jan xx