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Thoughts of a Three Year Old

I have a noisy baby sister she came from mummy’s tummy
I wish they’d put her back in there or fit her with a dummy!

I have to share my toys with her; she grabs them when I play
I’d much prefer I had a puppy; I’d walk him outside every day!

Daddy takes me to the park; sometimes my little legs get tired
If I had wheels instead of feet I’m sure they’d be admired!

Mummy I know you’ve told me that it’s rude to stare
But why is that man’s head poking through his hair?

I’m told that I must eat my greens so I grow big and tall
Oh yeuk… cauliflower and carrots I really hate them all

My daddy once got cross when I knocked over his beer
He said a silly word, that he didn’t think I’d hear!

If I find a massive green bogie when I pick my nose
Why does mummy get so cross when I wipe it on her clothes?

When I wee in the toilet I aim to hit a smiley ping-pong ball
I hope mummy removes it when Grandma comes to call!

I sit on the bathroom toilet and I do a massive pooh
I love to hear a big splash when I’m sitting on the loo!

Sometime I fart in the bath, its fun to make the water bubble
AND my Daddy farts all the time so I don’t get into trouble!

When I lay in bed at night my mummy reads to me
I wish I could read the book myself, but I’m only three!

It really isn’t fair, why do I have to be in bed by eight
When all grown-ups watch TV and they can stay up late!

Three Year Olds Thoughts
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06-26-17

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Dan Cwiak July 24, 2017 at 10:05 AM A truly wonderful look at the thoughts of a three year old, Jan. Expressed by an expert wordsmith...Congratulations on your win. Jan Allison July 24, 2017 at 11:17 AM you are too kind Dan i just write a lot of poop lol:-) hugs jan xx

Eve Roper July 23, 2017 at 9:17 PM this is awesome write, Jan, congratulations on your win ~* Jan Allison July 24, 2017 at 8:29 AM Thanks Eve:-) hugs Jan xx

Lin Lane July 23, 2017 at 7:05 PM Whoo Hoo... way to go, Jan! I love all of them... Congratulations! Jan Allison July 23, 2017 at 7:10 PM Thanks Lin I was delighted to place so well:-) hugs jan xx

Dean Wood July 23, 2017 at 5:46 PM hehe, That sounds about right! Congrats on this win Jan, this is a real fun poem! - Dean Jan Allison July 23, 2017 at 5:53 PM Cheers Dean I was delighted that Brenda liked my poem:-) hugs Jan xx

Janice Canerdy July 23, 2017 at 2:50 PM Great poem, Jan! Congrats on your win. Janice Jan Allison July 23, 2017 at 3:45 PM Thanks Janice:-) hugs Jan xx

Joseph May July 23, 2017 at 12:40 PM I knew this would be high on the list...Congrats Jan Jan Allison July 23, 2017 at 3:46 PM Thanks Joseph I wasn't so sure that my humour would be appreciated so i am delighted to place so well:-) hugs Jan xx

Dale Gregory Cozart July 23, 2017 at 12:10 PM Congrats on your win, Jan! Jan Allison July 23, 2017 at 3:46 PM Thanks Dale:-) hugs Jan xx

Martyn Austin July 1, 2017 at 7:34 PM Aww.. That's brilliant. What a lovely poem. Jan Allison July 2, 2017 at 3:09 AM Thanks Martyn I hope the sponsor likes it:-) hugs Jan xx

Jean Murray June 28, 2017 at 6:13 AM Smashing! Jan Allison June 28, 2017 at 7:23 AM Thanks Jean I has such fun writing for this contest I could use the poop word and hopefully no one will complain lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Joseph May June 27, 2017 at 8:08 AM Haha...Well penned Jan... Jan Allison June 27, 2017 at 8:12 AM Thanks Joseph I had great fun writing for this contest:-) hugs Jan xx

Carole Duet June 26, 2017 at 11:26 PM Just perfect! I always loved that age...they are so cute and full of "it"...as you so skillfully showed. lol Very enjoyable. Jan Allison June 27, 2017 at 3:25 AM I hope you have tears of laughter at this poem Carole... I really did go from one extreme to the other with the poems I wrote and posted yesterday!:-) hugs Jan xx

Joanna Daniel June 26, 2017 at 11:13 PM Ha ha, made me laugh, Jan, very cutely funny:) Jan Allison June 27, 2017 at 3:24 AM Thanks so much Jo:-) hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich June 26, 2017 at 10:13 PM Lots of GREAT three year old lines. REminds me of "Kids Say the Darndest Things" show. My poem is all on one theme. I like how you just hit many funny things with yours! Jan Allison June 27, 2017 at 3:23 AM I couldn't think how to tackle it as one continuous theme so I just went with a few funny lines I've either heard or made up, of course I had to mention poop lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Lin Lane June 26, 2017 at 6:52 PM cutie patootie kid. His face is hilarious. Nice, Jan. I knew you'd work in the bathroom depository. haha Jan Allison June 26, 2017 at 6:55 PM You know me and poop Lin I get it flung at me so I may as well write more lol lol:-) Isn't the picture adorable I agree he is so cute:-) hugs jan xx

Lenna Walker June 26, 2017 at 2:46 PM Funny as 3 yr olds can be and fun to read ! Good luck in the contest Jan :) Jan Allison June 26, 2017 at 3:00 PM I hope Brenda finds it humourous Lenna:-) hugs Jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen June 26, 2017 at 1:01 PM - A talkative young "man" ... he knows exactly how things are going to be done :))) - Lovely done, Jan - GL in the contest - hugs // Anne-Lise :) Jan Allison June 26, 2017 at 1:03 PM Thanks Anne-Lise I had such fun writing for this contest:-) hugs jan xx

Daniel Turner June 26, 2017 at 10:21 AM I just knew there would be a poop reference in here somewhere:) Very cute write, Jan:) Jan Allison June 26, 2017 at 10:40 AM I have to maintain my reputation of Queen of Poop Daniel lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Dale Gregory Cozart June 26, 2017 at 9:38 AM This is VERY cute. Jan Allison June 26, 2017 at 9:38 AM Thanks Dale:-) hugs jan xx

Kim Rodrigues June 26, 2017 at 9:31 AM Great job, Jan! A winner, I say! Jan Allison June 26, 2017 at 9:36 AM Thanks Kim I hope Brenda finds it humourous:-) hugs Jan xx

Chris Green June 26, 2017 at 9:19 AM This was really fun Jan. Sounds like a three year old to me. Jan Allison June 26, 2017 at 9:21 AM Some of the lines are one's I have actually heard the others just out of my imagination lol:-) hugs Jan xx