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Thoughts of a Three Year Old

I have a noisy baby sister she came from mummy’s tummy
I wish they’d put her back in there or fit her with a dummy!

I have to share my toys with her; she grabs them when I play
I’d much prefer I had a puppy; I’d walk him outside every day!

Daddy takes me to the park; sometimes my little legs get tired
If I had wheels instead of feet I’m sure they’d be admired!

Mummy I know you’ve told me that it’s rude to stare
But why is that man’s head poking through his hair?

I’m told that I must eat my greens so I grow big and tall
Oh yeuk… cauliflower and carrots I really hate them all

My daddy once got cross when I knocked over his beer
He said a silly word, that he didn’t think I’d hear!

If I find a massive green bogie when I pick my nose
Why does mummy get so cross when I wipe it on her clothes?

When I wee in the toilet I aim to hit a smiley ping-pong ball
I hope mummy removes it when Grandma comes to call!

I sit on the bathroom toilet and I do a massive pooh
I love to hear a big splash when I’m sitting on the loo!

Sometime I fart in the bath, its fun to make the water bubble
AND my Daddy farts all the time so I don’t get into trouble!

When I lay in bed at night my mummy reads to me
I wish I could read the book myself, but I’m only three!

It really isn’t fair, why do I have to be in bed by eight
When all grown-ups watch TV and they can stay up late!

Three Year Olds Thoughts
Sponsored by Brenda Chiri

06-26-17

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Dan Cwiak Date: 7/24/2017 10:05:00 AM A truly wonderful look at the thoughts of a three year old, Jan. Expressed by an expert wordsmith...Congratulations on your win. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/24/2017 11:17:00 AM you are too kind Dan i just write a lot of poop lol:-) hugs jan xx

Eve Roper Date: 7/23/2017 9:17:00 PM this is awesome write, Jan, congratulations on your win ~* Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/24/2017 8:29:00 AM Thanks Eve:-) hugs Jan xx

Lin Lane Date: 7/23/2017 7:05:00 PM Whoo Hoo... way to go, Jan! I love all of them... Congratulations! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/23/2017 7:10:00 PM Thanks Lin I was delighted to place so well:-) hugs jan xx

Dean Wood Date: 7/23/2017 5:46:00 PM hehe, That sounds about right! Congrats on this win Jan, this is a real fun poem! - Dean Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/23/2017 5:53:00 PM Cheers Dean I was delighted that Brenda liked my poem:-) hugs Jan xx

Janice Canerdy Date: 7/23/2017 2:50:00 PM Great poem, Jan! Congrats on your win. Janice Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/23/2017 3:45:00 PM Thanks Janice:-) hugs Jan xx

Joseph May Date: 7/23/2017 12:40:00 PM I knew this would be high on the list...Congrats Jan Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/23/2017 3:46:00 PM Thanks Joseph I wasn't so sure that my humour would be appreciated so i am delighted to place so well:-) hugs Jan xx

Dale Gregory Cozart Date: 7/23/2017 12:10:00 PM Congrats on your win, Jan! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/23/2017 3:46:00 PM Thanks Dale:-) hugs Jan xx

Martyn Austin Date: 7/1/2017 7:34:00 PM Aww.. That's brilliant. What a lovely poem. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/2/2017 3:09:00 AM Thanks Martyn I hope the sponsor likes it:-) hugs Jan xx

Jean Murray Date: 6/28/2017 6:13:00 AM Smashing! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 6/28/2017 7:23:00 AM Thanks Jean I has such fun writing for this contest I could use the poop word and hopefully no one will complain lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Joseph May Date: 6/27/2017 8:08:00 AM Haha...Well penned Jan... Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 6/27/2017 8:12:00 AM Thanks Joseph I had great fun writing for this contest:-) hugs Jan xx

Carole Duet Date: 6/26/2017 11:26:00 PM Just perfect! I always loved that age...they are so cute and full of "it"...as you so skillfully showed. lol Very enjoyable. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 6/27/2017 3:25:00 AM I hope you have tears of laughter at this poem Carole... I really did go from one extreme to the other with the poems I wrote and posted yesterday!:-) hugs Jan xx

Joanna Daniel Date: 6/26/2017 11:13:00 PM Ha ha, made me laugh, Jan, very cutely funny:) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 6/27/2017 3:24:00 AM Thanks so much Jo:-) hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich Date: 6/26/2017 10:13:00 PM Lots of GREAT three year old lines. REminds me of "Kids Say the Darndest Things" show. My poem is all on one theme. I like how you just hit many funny things with yours! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 6/27/2017 3:23:00 AM I couldn't think how to tackle it as one continuous theme so I just went with a few funny lines I've either heard or made up, of course I had to mention poop lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Lin Lane Date: 6/26/2017 6:52:00 PM cutie patootie kid. His face is hilarious. Nice, Jan. I knew you'd work in the bathroom depository. haha Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 6/26/2017 6:55:00 PM You know me and poop Lin I get it flung at me so I may as well write more lol lol:-) Isn't the picture adorable I agree he is so cute:-) hugs jan xx

Lenna Walker Date: 6/26/2017 2:46:00 PM Funny as 3 yr olds can be and fun to read ! Good luck in the contest Jan :) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 6/26/2017 3:00:00 PM I hope Brenda finds it humourous Lenna:-) hugs Jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen Date: 6/26/2017 1:01:00 PM - A talkative young "man" ... he knows exactly how things are going to be done :))) - Lovely done, Jan - GL in the contest - hugs // Anne-Lise :) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 6/26/2017 1:03:00 PM Thanks Anne-Lise I had such fun writing for this contest:-) hugs jan xx

Daniel Turner Date: 6/26/2017 10:21:00 AM I just knew there would be a poop reference in here somewhere:) Very cute write, Jan:) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 6/26/2017 10:40:00 AM I have to maintain my reputation of Queen of Poop Daniel lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Dale Gregory Cozart Date: 6/26/2017 9:38:00 AM This is VERY cute. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 6/26/2017 9:38:00 AM Thanks Dale:-) hugs jan xx

Kim Rodrigues Date: 6/26/2017 9:31:00 AM Great job, Jan! A winner, I say! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 6/26/2017 9:36:00 AM Thanks Kim I hope Brenda finds it humourous:-) hugs Jan xx

Chris Green Date: 6/26/2017 9:19:00 AM This was really fun Jan. Sounds like a three year old to me. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 6/26/2017 9:21:00 AM Some of the lines are one's I have actually heard the others just out of my imagination lol:-) hugs Jan xx