Apache Tears Poet I do not know?

This Poem Really S---S Contest

Its Monday
I woke up before my alarm
I Left to work early
Going back to get my phone, now I'm late
I had to pee really bad
In a traffic jam
Found a great parking spot
I won't fit
I opened a pack of Starburst 
All lemons
I got a friend request on facebook
From my mom
Heard "Macarena" on the radio
Now its stuck in my head
I got an unexpected check
Followed by an unexpected bill
I took a shower
Now I have to poop

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Apache Tears November 4, 2014 at 10:59 PM Ohh... well I suck! I wrote about things that suck:/

Casarah Nance November 4, 2014 at 2:46 PM hahaa funny

Barbara Gorelick November 4, 2014 at 2:43 PM I don't think it sucks, but I do think its very funny. As Jan said..bout par for most days. BG

Jan Allison November 4, 2014 at 12:34 PM Sounds like a normal day to me lol:-) hugs jan x