Things You Never Hear God Say

Gee, I didn’t know that. This thing is just too hard for me. I can't be everywhere at once. I wish I was someone else. I wonder how it will all end? Hey, I never saw it coming. What is the meaning of life? I don't have enough time to do everything. You know, I am not perfect. Is this the right thing to do? I could use some expert advice on this. What do you think I am, a mind reader? What would Jesus do?