Things You Cannot Do

You cannot belly laugh
at a funeral
Nor you can bewail
at a wedding;  

You cannot shed crocodile tears
when hurt,
You cannot turn blue
When feeling blue
Nor turn red when angry;
Feeling envious
won't turn you green!

You cannot eat a horse
no matter how hungry
Nor drink an ocean
no matter how thirsty;

You cannot take back
words once spoken
Nor retrieve a bullet
once fired.

You cannot dress up
a naked truth
Nor color a white lie;
Walls may have ears
But you cannot make them
tell the tales of yore;
You cannot hear 
with the ear of a corn
Nor see 
with the eye of a needle.

You cannot hear yourself snoring,
Nor fly away
with your imagination.
You cannot do nothing
Nor go nowhere?

You cannot grasp a bubble
Nor seize the time.



~Humor contest by Carol Eastman
Copyright © | Year Posted 2016

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Misra Avatar
June 10, 2016 at 11:05 AM
Good observations, Abdul. Congrats on your win. ~karam~
Kimathi Avatar
June 9, 2016 at 8:08 AM
Greetings Abdul. Congrats for your well, deserved first placement in the contest!! ;-)
Smith Avatar
June 8, 2016 at 10:37 PM
Well. Done Abdul, congratulations...
Ficklin Avatar
June 8, 2016 at 8:11 PM
Congratulations Abdul! I enjoyed this one very much :)
Mandani Avatar
June 8, 2016 at 9:24 PM
Thanks Lukas. Appreciate much.
Canerdy Avatar
June 8, 2016 at 6:41 PM
Congratulations on your top win, Abdul. Janice
Mandani Avatar
June 8, 2016 at 8:02 PM
Thanks Janice.
Chansarkar Avatar
June 8, 2016 at 3:09 PM
True,can't do any of those:)congratulations!
Mandani Avatar
June 8, 2016 at 8:01 PM
Thanks Sara.
Allison Avatar
April 9, 2016 at 10:30 AM
Very clever wit Abdul - I did laugh at a funeral in fact I had to go out of the church as I was crying with laughter ... one of my earlier poems is called 'lettuce pray' you will see why lol:-) good luck with the contest:-) hugs jan xx
Mandani Avatar
April 9, 2016 at 12:10 PM
Thanks Jan, maybe I'll find your 'lettuce pray' and read.
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