Things You Cannot Do

You cannot belly laugh
at a funeral
Nor you can bewail
at a wedding;  

You cannot shed crocodile tears
when hurt,
You cannot turn blue
When feeling blue
Nor turn red when angry;
Feeling envious
won't turn you green!

You cannot eat a horse
no matter how hungry
Nor drink an ocean
no matter how thirsty;

You cannot take back
words once spoken
Nor retrieve a bullet
once fired.

You cannot dress up
a naked truth
Nor color a white lie;
Walls may have ears
But you cannot make them
tell the tales of yore;
You cannot hear 
with the ear of a corn
Nor see 
with the eye of a needle.

You cannot hear yourself snoring,
Nor fly away
with your imagination.
You cannot do nothing
Nor go nowhere?

You cannot grasp a bubble
Nor seize the time.



~Humor contest by Carol Eastman
Copyright © | Year Posted 2016


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Date: 6/10/2016 11:05:00 AM
Good observations, Abdul. Congrats on your win. ~karam~
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Date: 6/9/2016 8:08:00 AM
Greetings Abdul. Congrats for your well, deserved first placement in the contest!! ;-)
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Date: 6/8/2016 10:37:00 PM
Well. Done Abdul, congratulations...
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Date: 6/8/2016 8:11:00 PM
Congratulations Abdul! I enjoyed this one very much :)
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Abdul Malik
Date: 6/8/2016 9:24:00 PM
Thanks Lukas. Appreciate much.
Date: 6/8/2016 6:41:00 PM
Congratulations on your top win, Abdul. Janice
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Abdul Malik
Date: 6/8/2016 8:02:00 PM
Thanks Janice.
Date: 6/8/2016 3:09:00 PM
True,can't do any of those:)congratulations!
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Abdul Malik
Date: 6/8/2016 8:01:00 PM
Thanks Sara.
Date: 4/9/2016 10:30:00 AM
Very clever wit Abdul - I did laugh at a funeral in fact I had to go out of the church as I was crying with laughter ... one of my earlier poems is called 'lettuce pray' you will see why lol:-) good luck with the contest:-) hugs jan xx
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Abdul Malik
Date: 4/9/2016 12:10:00 PM
Thanks Jan, maybe I'll find your 'lettuce pray' and read.
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