Things That Should Grow on Trees

Things That Should Grow on Trees Things that should grow on trees include: big sea birds with extremely long wings, old-fashioned shoe horns, tape recorders who play sporadically cries of grief, blank photographs, stamps with printed eyeballs, people with colourless or very nearly colourless hair and skin and pinkish eyes, the word unfortunately, the word regrettably, the word even though, miniature pianos, vampire teeth, leaf blowers, False IDs, illuminated loyalty cards, the watchful and attentive, damp clothes, pom poms, glass shards, pack of cards, rope knot balls, plastic trinket boxes, ashtrays (glass only), lips (too animal lips), spines (too animal spines), toast, headache tablets, running shoes, and whores.