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Things I Don't Understand

There are things I don't understand And would really like to know Such as why they call it rush hour And you move so freakin' slow How come you get a learner's permit To get a license to drive a car But they don't give one for a marriage license Now I think that's going too far Why do they put deer crossing signs up Do you believe there is really any need In all my years of driving I've never met a single deer who can read I was reading a map in the park And it definitely astonished me so It had a red X that said you are here And I was wondering how they know.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2006

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Date: 8/24/2014 10:49:00 AM
Hi Vince, Stopping by to check out a few of the featured poems:) Congratulations on having your poem featured on the soup's home page. Always~ LINDA
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Date: 8/22/2014 8:28:00 PM
I had a good chuckle over this well written poem. Christine:-)
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Date: 8/22/2014 11:59:00 AM
haha... good points ,Vince!! ...a clever poem for you and me... very well done ^_^ keep it high ^_^ _ Aiyah
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Date: 8/22/2014 9:28:00 AM
Love it! Love the humour, Tim
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Date: 8/22/2014 7:33:00 AM
This made me smile. I like it a lot.
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Date: 8/20/2014 9:33:00 PM
Very good! It makes me wonder.
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Date: 8/20/2014 3:18:00 PM
Yes..' hmm.. I enjoyed following this through its various veiwpoints Vince, I got a bit tangled in the tangly places, but not more that I would'nt have thought, I could..! Knot that it could have been forseen anyhow, L O L)) enjoyed this and welk done on its feature..'
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Date: 8/20/2014 1:34:00 PM
Hi Vince...Great write, fun and so true! It made me giggle :) Ana
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Date: 8/20/2014 8:42:00 AM
Greetings Vince! Your work made me chuckle, and at the same time see the humor that we create and see each day.... Congratulations for having your work featured in PS homepage! Regards, Teddy.
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Date: 8/18/2014 11:36:00 AM
Hi, Vince. The older I get the more I appreciate your wit. When I feel out of it you make me laugh or agree. Congrats on the selection daver
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