Things Happen

A man put dynamite in a can
Just because that's where he stuck it
Dan came along and kicked the can
And also, he kicked the bucket!

Stopped by Walmarts manager, I asked
"So what dress code, do, you impose?"
He said, "We don't care what you wear,"
"But you do have to wear some clothes!"

In school they defined harassment 
The day I was an absentee
So when I was asked to use it
I said, "Harassment a lot to me!"
Copyright © | Year Posted 2019

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Wolf Avatar
July 24, 2019 at 6:20 PM
What Harrassment to me. I CANNOT stop laughing. This is geniosity of the highest sort. Instant FAVE! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,... ~ gw
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July 24, 2019 at 8:01 PM
Thank you Gershon, I'm glad you liked it!.......80)
Blown Avatar
July 23, 2019 at 7:01 PM
curves eh!? go figure : )
Adams Avatar
July 24, 2019 at 7:08 AM
I know right?............pat
Bauer Avatar
July 23, 2019 at 6:41 PM
very funny, pat, especially the last one...
Adams Avatar
July 24, 2019 at 7:08 AM
Thanks Ilene!...............80)
Allison Avatar
July 23, 2019 at 3:59 PM
clever word play Pat:-) hugs Jan xx
Adams Avatar
July 23, 2019 at 4:07 PM
Thanks Jan. Truthfully I like it a lot better than word work!!.................Patrick
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