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A man put dynamite in a can Just because that's where he stuck it Dan came along and kicked the can And also, he kicked the bucket! Stopped by Walmarts manager, I asked "So what dress code, do, you impose?" He said, "We don't care what you wear," "But you do have to wear some clothes!" In school they defined harassment The day I was an absentee So when I was asked to use it I said, "Harassment a lot to me!"

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Date: 7/24/2019 6:20:00 PM
What Harrassment to me. I CANNOT stop laughing. This is geniosity of the highest sort. Instant FAVE! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,... ~ gw
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Pat Adams
Date: 7/24/2019 8:01:00 PM
Thank you Gershon, I'm glad you liked it!.......80)
Date: 7/23/2019 7:01:00 PM
curves eh!? go figure : )
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Pat Adams
Date: 7/24/2019 7:08:00 AM
I know right?............pat
Date: 7/23/2019 6:41:00 PM
very funny, pat, especially the last one...
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Date: 7/24/2019 7:08:00 AM
Thanks Ilene!...............80)
Date: 7/23/2019 3:59:00 PM
clever word play Pat:-) hugs Jan xx
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Pat Adams
Date: 7/23/2019 4:07:00 PM
Thanks Jan. Truthfully I like it a lot better than word work!!.................Patrick

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