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They're Eating Our Pets!

He said it, it's true, this man never lies
They've been cooking our pets right before our eyes
A German shepherd pie?
A Persian cat on rye?
You heathen Haitians, there's really no surprise!

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Marikate Kingston Date: 8/5/2025 9:53:00 PM I love your funny reply. I still have my Pug, presently on the couch, snoring away and I am sure HE is not afraid of being eaten by anything even a cat. Isn't T. the most unbelievable piece of work. He is delusional among other things. GREAT read that I am so happy to have found. I can't wait for my husband to read. Login to Reply

Michael Tor Date: 4/24/2025 4:42:00 PM Robert loved the Trump looking cat lol. Shared with my wife... I use to think that the Chinese people were picked on with their menu offering other animals in their selections on the menu. I have a friend that went to China as an Electrical technician to set up production lines. He shared a story with me that he and his technician friends sent there from America decided to go out for lunch They went to a restaurant and he said that they all watched in horror as they were cooking rats as part.. Login to Reply Michael Tor Date: 4/24/2025 4:44:00 PM of the lunch menu. He said they all got up at once and lost their appetite for a long while. He said there it is like eating chicken. I went on Youtube and saw how they prepare the rats and cook them. They love rat there it is part of their culture...

Maria Williams Date: 9/16/2024 12:20:00 AM I'm not into politics dear Robert especially from the States, we have enough problems with ours here Down Under , but your limerick is funny all the same. Hugs Maria Login to Reply

Arthur Vaso Date: 9/13/2024 10:12:00 PM Also loved your previous comments, the irony say of Texans upset at eating animals! LOL Never met a bizarre Haiten, sure met a few bizarre Americans ( Canadian and American) LOL Login to Reply

Arthur Vaso Date: 9/13/2024 10:09:00 PM hahaha Loved this one!!!! Login to Reply

Duke Beaufort Date: 9/13/2024 1:40:00 PM Robert..."His Ugliness (D.T.) loves to pick on the downtrodden, and many (as you point out) believe all that he says. He is the tool of some super rich oligarchs who will do anything to accumulate more wealth. They picked a very clever pied piper. Hopefully, and for the benefit of all his followers in MAGA-land he will self-destruct before the election. If not...god help us!!! Login to Reply

Gershon Wolf Date: 9/11/2024 8:47:00 PM Ever meet a Haitian immigrant? I used to teach them. Bizarre would describe the behavior of most of them. (And I had students from the M-E who never saw an electric light or runing water before). I would not be surprised at all to learn that Haitians eat cats or dogs. After all, high-powered scientists were promoting beetles, cockroaches, and related insects for their protein value around 2016-2017 in 'Scientific American' magazine. Bottom line: Any and every food is an acquired taste. ~ gw Login to Reply Robert Gorelick Date: 9/12/2024 10:03:00 AM I chew on my knuckles for protein. I am a PETA member! lol. "Different strokes for different folks." We should examine our own culture for flaws before we lash out at others. Your eclectic knowledge always welcome, Gershon. My best, Robert