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They'Ll Stomp On Your Spinach

At the express lane in the local supermarket
Don't try getting through with one over the limit
Dirty looks you will get
And bad mouthing I'll bet
They'll push stuff on the floor and stomp on your spinach


© Jack Ellison 2015

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Judy Konos

October 29, 2015 at 3:45 PM

LOL

Jack Ellison

October 30, 2015 at 7:52 AM

Seems like you found this one humorous! LOL xxx

Carol Eastman

October 29, 2015 at 12:03 PM

If you get caught... That horrid behavior will not be your lot... If they put you on the spot... Just say you're Santa Jack hurrying home to finish the list of the naughty... Then hand out a few Limmericks from LimmerJack you brought... Then give a loud HoHoHo as you run off and fear not...

Jack Ellison

October 29, 2015 at 1:35 PM

Hey! Gonna give it a shot! Maybe I'll get my Santa suit out of storage and go the whole nine yards!!! LOL xxx

Tim Smith

October 29, 2015 at 8:19 AM

Maybe if you flash your grin....they'll let slide your little sin....they'll buy yer greens....and throw in some beans....and might ask you over for a game of gin (wink)

Jack Ellison

October 29, 2015 at 1:36 PM

Do you really think they'd invite me over for a gin (and tonic!) LOL

They'Ll Stomp On Your Spinach

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