They Watered Down The Vodka

They watered down the vodka I barely got a buzz I bet I’d pass the breath test If picked up by the fuzz I’m checkin’ on the gin now It’s tastin’ mighty thin I guess they mixed that bathtub With “pond”, then poured it in The shots ain’t hitten’ either The whiskey’s barely brown I’m spendin’ my whole paycheck And I’m about to drown They watered down the vodka And now, I gotta pee The next time I’m a drinkin’ Here comes B.Y.O.B.