They Watered Down The Vodka
They watered down the vodka
I barely got a buzz
I bet I’d pass the breath test
If picked up by the fuzz
I’m checkin’ on the gin now
It’s tastin’ mighty thin
I guess they mixed that bathtub
With “pond”, then poured it in
The shots ain’t hitten’ either
The whiskey’s barely brown
I’m spendin’ my whole paycheck
And I’m about to drown
They watered down the vodka
And now, I gotta pee
The next time I’m a drinkin’
Here comes B.Y.O.B.
Copyright © Mike Gentile | Year Posted 2024
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