These Crazy Chicks!!!

PISSED GIRLFRIEND The girl was puckered up to be kissed Said he was tired, and she was dissed, With her eyes full of fire She let air out his tire, So don't mess with girlfriend when she's pissed. DEBBIE Debbie is trying to get a man Today she came up with a new plan, Wore a sexy number Tons of make-up on her, Then to the corner she went to stand. COUSIN JOAN Cousin Joan is as flaky as biscuit Always have cameras in her basket, She just strolls around town Taking pics all day long, 'Cause the signs says to "Click it or Ticket." GIVE ME A SCREW One little Call girl sat in the pew Was so sad, didn't know what to do, Along came her Pastor And sat down beside her, Held out her hand, "Please give me a screw!" Her watch band was broken!! What did you think... lol..