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I recently received this Soup mail Reply To Subject: hi From: Message: Hello, My name is miss jenny, i saw your profile and it drew my attention to write to you. I would like you to communicate me through my e-mail address (jennyramison@gmail.com) jenny Thank you Miss Jenny for your offer, but I must decline, as a consolation I have decided to write a little something for you! I got Soup mail from a girl named Miss Jenny I'm sure she wanted more that a penny But those picture weren't true She's a guy sixty two So I told her she ain't getting any

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Date: 4/30/2018 1:17:00 AM
G'day Jerry ... just as well you know how to pick 'em Jerry or you might have got a nice surprise - Lindsay
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Date: 6/25/2017 10:32:00 AM
A good one Jerry. I enjoy your humor. Sharon
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Date: 5/11/2017 8:24:00 PM
NICE ONE .again a bit humorous. its shocking revelation that the mail was from a man of 62
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Date: 3/7/2017 2:09:00 PM
Hello Jerry. this is a rhyme. A cute rhyme. You did well. L enjoyed your rhyme.
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Date: 3/7/2017 11:46:00 AM
I had the same offer Jerry I'm gutted they contacted you too. Lol :-) hugs Jan xx
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Date: 3/7/2017 10:03:00 AM
the only thing here thats repulsive is your avatar. im not messing around here. yur sick mf. to me your avatar depicts a nude child, or the similtary which is just as bad.
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Jerry T Curtis
Date: 3/18/2017 5:43:00 PM
Connie what's the matter with you, Dude------ you seem to have deep issues, Fella !
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Jerry T Curtis
Date: 3/7/2017 5:15:00 PM
Connie look carefully at my avatar and tell me the first thing that comes to your mind, don't be afraid, I'm here to help you......
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Jerry T Curtis
Date: 3/7/2017 4:55:00 PM
and please don't stare at my Avatar again !!!
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Jerry T Curtis
Date: 3/7/2017 4:49:00 PM
CP you need help
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Connie Pachecho
Date: 3/7/2017 4:48:00 PM
jan my avatar doesn't come close to being child porn. a women clearly in a suit jacket, in her 30's doesn't come close to depicting a girl.
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Connie Pachecho
Date: 3/7/2017 4:45:00 PM
he writes that since its a picture of himself when he was a baby then its okay.
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Jerry T Curtis
Date: 3/7/2017 4:33:00 PM
That baby pic is me and if that turns you on you, should see me now Connie and try to get a grip.
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Jan Allison
Date: 3/7/2017 4:27:00 PM
Hmmmm yet you hide behind a cartoon character of a girl - pot an kettle spring to mind
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Connie Pachecho
Date: 3/7/2017 2:38:00 PM
its amazing. only one person can see this. the rest a bunch of sheep. listen to the praises-hugs. utter sick. go, go dip your feet in child porn. like I said look at his avatar. it shows a nude baby, or likeness.
Date: 3/7/2017 9:48:00 AM
She's got a boat in Wales...On it she often sails...passing of wind...Not her only sin...At deception too she often fails
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