There's Poop In the Soup

I recently received this Soup mail
Reply To
Subject:	hi
From:	
Message:	
Hello, 
My name is miss jenny, i saw your profile and it drew my attention to write to you. I would like you to communicate me through my e-mail address 
([email protected]) 
jenny

Thank you Miss Jenny for your offer, but I must decline, as a consolation I have decided to write a little something for you!

I got Soup mail from a girl named Miss Jenny
I'm sure she wanted more that a penny
But those picture weren't true
She's a guy sixty two
So I told her she ain't getting any
Copyright © | Year Posted 2017

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Laurie Avatar
April 30, 2018 at 1:17 AM
G'day Jerry ... just as well you know how to pick 'em Jerry or you might have got a nice surprise - Lindsay
Gulley Avatar
June 25, 2017 at 10:32 AM
A good one Jerry. I enjoy your humor. Sharon
Talwar Avatar
May 11, 2017 at 8:24 PM
NICE ONE .again a bit humorous. its shocking revelation that the mail was from a man of 62
De Beaulieu Avatar
March 7, 2017 at 2:09 PM
Hello Jerry. this is a rhyme. A cute rhyme. You did well. L enjoyed your rhyme.
Allison Avatar
March 7, 2017 at 11:46 AM
I had the same offer Jerry I'm gutted they contacted you too. Lol :-) hugs Jan xx
Pachecho Avatar
March 7, 2017 at 10:03 AM
the only thing here thats repulsive is your avatar. im not messing around here. yur sick mf. to me your avatar depicts a nude child, or the similtary which is just as bad.
Curtis Avatar
March 18, 2017 at 5:43 PM
Connie what's the matter with you, Dude------ you seem to have deep issues, Fella !
Curtis Avatar
March 7, 2017 at 5:15 PM
Connie look carefully at my avatar and tell me the first thing that comes to your mind, don't be afraid, I'm here to help you......
Curtis Avatar
March 7, 2017 at 4:55 PM
and please don't stare at my Avatar again !!!
Curtis Avatar
March 7, 2017 at 4:49 PM
CP you need help
Pachecho Avatar
March 7, 2017 at 4:48 PM
jan my avatar doesn't come close to being child porn. a women clearly in a suit jacket, in her 30's doesn't come close to depicting a girl.
Pachecho Avatar
March 7, 2017 at 4:45 PM
he writes that since its a picture of himself when he was a baby then its okay.
Curtis Avatar
March 7, 2017 at 4:33 PM
That baby pic is me and if that turns you on you, should see me now Connie and try to get a grip.
Allison Avatar
March 7, 2017 at 4:27 PM
Hmmmm yet you hide behind a cartoon character of a girl - pot an kettle spring to mind
Pachecho Avatar
March 7, 2017 at 2:38 PM
its amazing. only one person can see this. the rest a bunch of sheep. listen to the praises-hugs. utter sick. go, go dip your feet in child porn. like I said look at his avatar. it shows a nude baby, or likeness.
Smith Avatar
March 7, 2017 at 9:48 AM
She's got a boat in Wales...On it she often sails...passing of wind...Not her only sin...At deception too she often fails
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