Theres a Pedophile In the House

There's A Pedophile In The House... (ah...ah...ah...ham eye white...???) OMG,... and he looks... SAY WHAT??? just like me???,... absolutely NO WAY!!!, would this sensitive, respectful, "FAKE" veejay quiet-natured, mindful, loving, kind, underplay justice invoking, hew today mainly, gentle, friendly, "I say" enlightened, democratic chap redisplay any besotted abominable, blamable, culpable, quay esse chin hubble despicable, execrable prey dot door formidable, inhospitable...overplay ying faux indulgent, NOR be mistaken to assay, betray, convey, display, expressway more fay writ his'm to gainsay hearsay, inveigh jaw dropping "FAKE" yuge weak accusations (by a long shot), sans basket of conspiring deplorables attempting to assassinate bigly believe me tubby "stupid" winning loser to berate, who doth unequivocally create mine substantial vocabulary rumor, versus 4th grade reading level trumpeting librettist - thee great test Don Quixote (as falsely sung with hate full sotto voce), and ramped up as ill suited mate a minus [sic] zero moron, which doth hapt tubby incredibly tremendous disservice to bona fide classy idiots with a lot of money (like the millions and billions of my golfing confrères) given bent iron golf clubs used by crooked Hillary, when former Secretary of State ideal for Putin on the Ritz by far less exciting, with Bill Clinton's flirtatious flits trained pudenda purse sin null property of intern (NO FALLACY) topped as southern delicacy dish consume mated with buttered grits pricked prurient peccadilloes licks suddenly recalling seminal kicks starting, how with Little Rock kits he received assistance, sans starts and fits, eventually then nubile ingenue Monica Lewinsky called time out, cuz at her wits end once assisting helping express his "naughty bits," when done completing cum mincecd secrete mission blue dress draped expensively furred (i.e. tricked out) in her "FAKE" minx hiding sable animal spirits, when animal rights activists vehemently protested out-coming result slapping former president with a PETA file.