There's a Fly In My Poetry Soup

...Have another free joke: One that isn't good enough For my personal collection... Q: "How many Polacks does it take to tie my shoes? A: "What! Jingoist Scum!" My grandmother was Polish And I find this joke to be highly tasteless - And let's be honest: I'd rather have someone like you tie my shoes! This is why I'm offering to you, the job; Rather, The honor to tie my shoes... ...I pay primarily in warm milk duds, which I've kept tucked away in my pants pockets Ever since the day, I first found out! That I do in fact Have pockets: You should check; Because it may be true That even someone like you Has got a few pockets too... So, any takers?