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There's a Fly in My Poetry Soup

...Have another free joke:
One that isn't good enough 
For my personal collection...

Q: "How many Polacks does it take to tie my shoes?

A: "What! Jingoist Scum!" 

My grandmother was Polish 
And I find this joke to be highly tasteless 
-  And let's be honest: 
I'd rather have someone like you tie my shoes!
This is why 
I'm offering to you, 
the job; 
The honor to tie my shoes...
...I pay primarily in warm milk duds, 
which I've kept tucked away in my pants pockets
Ever since the day, 
I first found out!
That I do in fact 
Have pockets: 
You should check; 
Because it may be true
That even someone like you 
Has got a few pockets too... 
So, any takers?

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Date: 4/4/2017 3:13:00 PM
Some of the most intense moments of life are when we find ourselves in such surprising circumstances that we do things we'd never thought ourselves possible of. Who knows - a mouthful of Milk Duds - there are times when that'd be looking awfully good.
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