There Was a Man From Asia

There was a man from Asia, it was me, I could not fit in with the norm, I was beastly; And so, I was living in the desolate woods, Far away from the consumer goods. As time passed hormones played havoc Tinkering around my brain and twitting my ravenous cock, The luck did not favor me with a hen, In utter desperation I took up the pen. I wrote a thousand lines for my inveterate luck, That brat was not pleased, I was a lame duck; I was a beast and so I picked up a prick, And dug in the bush, a hole, for my furtive dick. The haul thing was stupendous, a bit obscene, But I did carry the atavism in my gene; In the dark it came out, you know what I mean. As night kicked in the crack I gave it a break, Nick Tim, my dear, only for your sake. Amuse Me with Your Rhyme, Let A Man from Asia be your guide Poetry Contest Sponsored by: Nick Trim 26th June, 2018