There Once Was a Nun

There once was a Nun and a Druid

Exchanging some bodily fluid,

          When along strode the Father

          Who heard all the bother,

Lost stickum while coming unglu..ed.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2012

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Horne Avatar
January 14, 2013 at 10:29 AM
LOL, thanks for the laughs, my friend
Cavanaugh Avatar
October 10, 2012 at 10:29 PM
Hilarious limerick. I needed a good laugh tonight. Thank you.
Wesley Avatar
August 13, 2012 at 12:08 PM
What an imagination you have! It deserves a bravo if I can stop laughing.
Loethen Avatar
July 18, 2012 at 8:27 PM
Makes me think of the song The Nun With The Astral Habbit by Cradle of Filth.. Great write
Song Avatar
July 7, 2012 at 2:02 PM
Mischievous lil nun...this whole church is getting a bad wrap with is sexual improprieties!...typically it has been attributed to the men! Fun write, Terry! Your limericks are second to none! gwendolen
Gooden Avatar
July 6, 2012 at 6:41 AM
Great limerick, Terry.
Duncan Avatar
July 3, 2012 at 3:31 PM
Oh come on now,,, you know us catholic's are forbidden to think like that much less write it down,,,,, " love it" ;}
Horne Avatar
June 25, 2012 at 10:29 AM
LOL, love it : )
Palmer Avatar
June 23, 2012 at 11:56 AM
lol lol,stitches,great piece lol Terry
Bauer Avatar
June 23, 2012 at 5:32 AM
hilarious! thanks for the smile this morning...
Tams The Golden Girl Avatar
June 23, 2012 at 1:16 AM
Ha ha and urgh... nice one xx
Dietrich Avatar
June 22, 2012 at 10:10 PM
hahaha. One of the best I have seen here lately. Oh my, I love the first two lines!!
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