There Once Was a Nun

There once was a Nun and a Druid

Exchanging some bodily fluid,

          When along strode the Father

          Who heard all the bother,

Lost stickum while coming unglu..ed.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2012



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Date: 1/14/2013 10:29:00 AM
LOL, thanks for the laughs, my friend
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Date: 10/10/2012 10:29:00 PM
Hilarious limerick. I needed a good laugh tonight. Thank you.
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Date: 8/13/2012 12:08:00 PM
What an imagination you have! It deserves a bravo if I can stop laughing.
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Date: 7/18/2012 8:27:00 PM
Makes me think of the song The Nun With The Astral Habbit by Cradle of Filth.. Great write
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Date: 7/7/2012 2:02:00 PM
Mischievous lil nun...this whole church is getting a bad wrap with is sexual improprieties!...typically it has been attributed to the men! Fun write, Terry! Your limericks are second to none! gwendolen
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Date: 7/6/2012 6:41:00 AM
Great limerick, Terry.
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Date: 7/3/2012 3:31:00 PM
Oh come on now,,, you know us catholic's are forbidden to think like that much less write it down,,,,, " love it" ;}
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Date: 6/25/2012 10:29:00 AM
LOL, love it : )
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Date: 6/23/2012 11:56:00 AM
lol lol,stitches,great piece lol Terry
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Date: 6/23/2012 5:32:00 AM
hilarious! thanks for the smile this morning...
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Date: 6/23/2012 1:16:00 AM
Ha ha and urgh... nice one xx
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Date: 6/22/2012 10:10:00 PM
hahaha. One of the best I have seen here lately. Oh my, I love the first two lines!!
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