Theory Infraction

When flashing red lights engulfed my rear view,
I actually cussed, which I rarely will do.
Hastened to consider my excuse rather quick,
I needed a story to make this not stick.

“Good morning officer” in an innocent way.
He asked was I, “In a big hurry today?”
I rambled some nonsense on writing a book.
But, I saw that familiar raised-eyebrow look.

That’s when these words began spilling out.
I said, “I’ve a theory, here’s what it’s about;
It seems the world can be slowed down by one 
inconsiderate person out driving for fun.

If they caused a physician a ten-minute delay,
then ten with appointments become late that day.
Those ten could pass on ten minutes each,
to ten other people whom they were to reach.

A hundred now affected by one driver’s hands.
Are you starting to see how this theory expands?
So, I thought to myself, if this theory were true,
then I should speed up, as a courtesy to you.

I was merely attempting to do something great,
to enable those following me not to be late.”
With a stoic little grin he replied, “That makes sense.
I completely understood your logical defense.”

I anxiously asked, “Does that mean a warning?”
He said, “Not after what you’ve taught me this morning.
The reason is simple, my shift ends at four.
My wife will have a honey-do list on the door.

If I could delay her ten minutes I’d enjoy
a cold drink relaxing in my new lazy-boy.
According to your theory, that’s easy to do,
just slow someone down; I’m starting with you!”
Copyright © | Year Posted 2010

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Brown Avatar
July 24, 2010 at 12:37 PM
This is funny but meaningful.
Brown Avatar
July 23, 2010 at 7:18 AM
I enjoyed reading your poetry this morning Kevin. I will be away for the weekend and will be back to read Monday. May you have a wonderful weekend filled with love and inspiration. Love, Carol
Johnson Avatar
July 23, 2010 at 7:13 AM
Thanks Kevin. I know, I bent some rules in order to fit a contest and as a poet I shouldn't have but as someone who likes to win I did it. I'm ashamed. I like your nice rhyming poem and thanks for writing. Joyce
Bagnall Avatar
July 23, 2010 at 5:15 AM
Brilliant, really enjoyed this poem, thanks for making me smile
Culverhouse Avatar
July 23, 2010 at 5:05 AM
funny!! LOL yeah they didn't buy my story either.
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