Their Main Squeeze

Take a good look at the man in the moon
He's such a hunk that the girls there all swoon --
   His butt made of cheese
   They just love to squeeze --
Until they find that inside there's a prune


         
            August 26, 2019
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Kelii Kekaula Avatar
August 30, 2019 at 12:36 PM
LOL GW, Ralph Kramden's "Bam-Zoom" version--Chortles! ~ Aloha William
Wolf Avatar
August 30, 2019 at 2:33 PM
Thanks for the reminder. I could use a 2nd honeymoon!! LOL. :) gw
Romios Avatar
August 28, 2019 at 11:57 AM
I love it! Panagiota
Wolf Avatar
August 28, 2019 at 12:02 PM
Just don't squeeze too hard! LOL. Thanks, Panagiota. :) gw
Green Avatar
August 27, 2019 at 7:27 AM
That was funny...loved this my friend.
Wolf Avatar
August 27, 2019 at 12:53 PM
Appreciate you taking a minute to squeeze in this comment, Chris. :) gw
Allison Avatar
August 27, 2019 at 2:05 AM
hilariarse GW!!!:-) hugs Jan xx
Wolf Avatar
August 27, 2019 at 12:52 PM
Thanks for squeezing this one into your busy night, Jan! LOL. :) gw
Canerdy Avatar
August 26, 2019 at 9:37 PM
WOW! This is so clever! Janice
Wolf Avatar
August 26, 2019 at 10:00 PM
Appreciate your too-kind words, my friend. Best wishes, Gershon
Lamoureux Avatar
August 26, 2019 at 8:25 PM
Ha ha, I would not be willing to risk squeezing it.
Wolf Avatar
August 26, 2019 at 8:27 PM
Ha, ha: I wouldn't risk it either, not without a quickie sex change operation. Best wishes, Gershon
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