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The Worst Job Ever

Oh, how I want a job So no one thinks I'm a slob Because I don't rob Too qualified to deck swab But I'm just a blob Hitting computer knobs Taking phone calls, no prob Makeup on, mascara to daub Turning key fobs To interview with snobs Who don't choose me, sob Depressed, eat corn cob My forehead throbs Where are you God?! No matter, keep resume's lobbed Just another in the mob!

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