The Woodpecker

I went walking through the park today And guess what I did see A red and green woodpecker And it was pecking on a tree Now in its self that is not strange But let me tell you this When I walked nearer the woodpecker turned Smiled and blew me a kiss That cant be right I hear you say But yes I swear its true I don't tell lies I never have Well maybe one or two I stood and looked around the park And things are not what they seem I waken up I'm in my bed The whole things been a dream