The Winning Raffle

The Martin family lived in a rented house across from us,
and some of the kids were forced to sleep in a converted bus.
There were thirteen kids ‘hell raising’; every one I got to know,
but the two I hung around with were Alec and his brother Joe.

Joe was not a handsome looker but did very well at school,
he scored high marks in sums and would never play the fool.
Joe worked odd jobs around the town and was careful with his money,
but Alec who was my age - well, he was not a clever ‘bunny’.

Alec led Joe on a merry dance long before he’d turned eighteen,
and he always carried big ideas, leaving Joe to fix his dream,
then walked away to tramp the country with a swag and billy,
while Joe built a horse stud from just one stallion and a filly.

For some years Alec drifted ‘round; every day he lower sank,
while Joe had made his fortune with a million in the bank.
A call from Alec was expected but not about some outback cup.
He'd entered Joe’s stud stallion a week before he’d rang Joe up.

I was working for Joe now and heard the scream of "Bloody Alec!"
And when Joe hung up the phone he was looking pale and sick.
"I won’t send him my stallion but one you’re better ‘backin’ me’.
I'll send him that flamin’ pensioned hack bound for the knackery.”

Two days driving dusty roads, Joe’s driver pulled onto the roadside.
He went behind to check the float and found the poor old horse had died,
but being paid to do the journey, Joe’s driver kept on driving anyway,
AND he left the horse with Alec and told Joe the tale next day.

Some time went by without contact, then a surprise for Joe one day.
A cheque arrived to him from Alec with a note that had him say,
"Thank you Joe for that old horse; it surely changed my luck it did.
Even though it never got to run I still made two thousand quid.”

"Two thousand flamin’ quid!" Joe pondered - "But the bloody horse was dead!"
Joe rang Alec who declared, “It couldn’t race, so I raffled it instead.”
“What’s that you say!” Joe asked. “You raffled it! But didn’t anyone react.”
"Sure" Joe replied, "The winner did - so I gave him his dollar back.”
Copyright © | Year Posted 2021

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December 4, 2021 at 2:53 AM
These brothers knew the difference between right and wrong, but Alec always hedging his bets, eventually choosing beneficial decision,to make an extra buck the, most time the wrong choice, as a con man would. Time he spent more time with Joe, maybe some good would rub off on him. Enjoyed this poem so much Lindsay. Hugs, blessings, Jennifer.
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December 4, 2021 at 9:06 PM
Hello Jennifer ... whenever gamblers are involved there's always a chance to dupe a few if the odds appear right. I'm pleased you enjoyed this poem Jennifer - Lindsay
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November 24, 2021 at 2:46 AM
Great stories such as I love. Well done.
Laurie Avatar
December 4, 2021 at 9:03 PM
Hello Victor ... I'm pleased you enjoyed this tale even though a scam is involved - thank you Victor - Lindsay
Callus Avatar
November 23, 2021 at 11:31 AM
Well done, Lindsay...I could read your narratives all day ((had I the time:)) I've been truly entertained. ~ Best regards // paul
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November 24, 2021 at 9:18 PM
Blimey Paul ... you are a glutton for punishment Paul, but in saying that, I feel humble indeed - thank you Paul - Lindsay
Ball Avatar
November 22, 2021 at 5:27 AM
Oh Man! A con man will always figure a way to get his dollar. Joe does well to avoid his brother. This is another great story my friend. Loved it. God Bless, JB
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November 24, 2021 at 9:15 PM
Hello Judy ... and they're better at getting your dollar if you are greedy. I'm pleased you enjoyed this little tale Judy - Lindsay
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November 20, 2021 at 3:55 PM
lol you tell a great story my friend, love your sense of humor and your mighty pen Laurie
Laurie Avatar
November 24, 2021 at 9:08 PM
Hello Mystic Rose ... it's always better to have readers chuckling than the opposite, but what I really mean is, I'm hopeless at writing serious poetry - thanks Mystic Rose - Lindsay
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November 20, 2021 at 12:03 PM
LOL, love this witty write
Laurie Avatar
November 24, 2021 at 9:05 PM
Hi there Jack ... the dream of gain can put blinkers on once a con man sees the signs - pleased you enjoyed this Jack - Lindsay
Buhagiar Avatar
November 19, 2021 at 10:49 PM
Thanks for the laugh. It really made my day, ~~
Laurie Avatar
November 24, 2021 at 8:58 PM
Hello Victor ... when it comes to gaining easy money, watch out. Pleased you got a laugh with this Victor - Lindsay
Sands Avatar
November 19, 2021 at 5:26 AM
Thank you for the entertaining story today Lindsay. Well done :)
Laurie Avatar
November 24, 2021 at 8:56 PM
Hello Heidi ... I'm pleased you enjoyed this little tale Heidi - Lindsay
DiMino Avatar
November 18, 2021 at 7:30 PM
:) Very entertaining read. Too serious around here lately, myself included. I've bet on few, watching them run, I wondered if they were alive or dead.
Laurie Avatar
November 24, 2021 at 8:54 PM
Hello Joe ... I've noticed this also. I'm not capable of being serious. By the way, don't bet on a horse that goes hee-haw - thank you Joe - Lindsay
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November 18, 2021 at 4:04 PM
hahaha. What a GREAT story
Laurie Avatar
November 24, 2021 at 8:52 PM
Hello Andrea ... there's always a cunning hustler when easy money comes easy - thank you Andrea - Lindsay
Buehler Avatar
November 17, 2021 at 9:38 PM
LOL! He's his horse if he never wins a race. A wonderful story! :D
Laurie Avatar
November 24, 2021 at 8:50 PM
G'day Evelyn ... when it comes to gambling, so comes a cunning scammer. Thank you Evelyn - Lindsay
Allison Avatar
November 17, 2021 at 2:18 PM
you are king of the punch lines lol, thanks for the smiles Lindsay:-) hugs jan xx
Laurie Avatar
November 24, 2021 at 8:46 PM
Hello Jan ... I'm pleased that you get a smile out of the predicaments - catch you soon Jan - Lindsay
Leffanta Avatar
November 17, 2021 at 9:45 AM
DNA tales! Well said and done, Lindsay! You are certainly an Australian treasure!
Laurie Avatar
November 24, 2021 at 8:45 PM
Hello Rico ... not sure about being a treasure. Perhaps fools gold maybe - thanks again Rico - Lindsay
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November 17, 2021 at 12:00 AM
Lol brilliant Lindsay, you write these so well, Tom
Laurie Avatar
November 24, 2021 at 8:42 PM
G'day Tom ... I'm just happy that you read them and enjoy them - thanks Tom - Lindsay
Wolf Avatar
November 16, 2021 at 9:37 PM
Quid pro quo, you know! Another L.L. special. Thanks for all the laughs, my friend. Smiles for miles, Gershon
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November 26, 2021 at 7:20 PM
Once again, thank you Gershon for reading and putting up a comment - Lindsay
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