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The Wine Made Me Go

I went to the bathroom it's true.
Got rid of the wine in the loo.
   The wine made me wee.
   Which splashed out on me.
But at least it wasn't doo doo!!!


Written 6/23/11 for Francine Robert's "Bottle of Wine" contest
Copyright © | Year Posted 2011

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Pickett Avatar
September 6, 2011 at 1:00 PM
Amen for that Marty, Funny, I loved it. It made me smile on my day off.....God Bless....Taz
Wesley Avatar
August 9, 2011 at 8:48 PM
Too funny, I hope you were a winner, it sure made me smile.
Mitchell Jr. Avatar
July 21, 2011 at 2:56 PM
Grinning...Smiling...laughing. Enjoyed.
Dietrich Avatar
June 23, 2011 at 9:14 PM
hahahaha. I LOVE it. so wonderful to see new posts. Let me look at another one.
Sweetheart Avatar
June 23, 2011 at 8:24 AM
haha..well u have not lost your sense of humor or wit Marty my friend so missed.. good luck in the contest.. am quite certain Francine will get a big laugh out of this as I did luv.. keep in touch.. hope u will be able to return full strength to PS but I understand.. really I do!!!! luv..
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