The Why Questions

Why does the chicken cross the road? Because it's afraid it'll be eaten Why does Santa wear red? So he and Rudolph can be a team Why do women like to be heard? Because we are competing with so many things Why do men like cowboys? Because they are the only cowboys Ya ya Why do I like you? Because I haven't figured it out yet Lol Watch it when I do Haha Why does the sun let the moon shine? Because it knows better Better be I'll turn my attention back to you now Why do you think I care? I couldn't care less for all you know Why do you think the way you do? Ahh, that - I don't have the answer to But I'll find out In the mean time don't hold your breath Because I am out for dinner Haha