THE WAGES OF SIN

The wages of sin are just never paid.
Try as you might you can't make the grade.

Came home from work all tired and forlorn,
My back hurts, my feet hurt, I've bunions and corns.

I've pills for my back, my neck and my shoulders,
No sense in complaining, I'm just getting older.

I rarely sleep now, I just pass out,
Then I wake with a start 'cause my dogs must go out.

The cat's waiting patiently by the back door,
As the dogs race excitedly across the floor.

Then I go to the bathroom to swallow my pills,
Half an hour before breakfast, it's my daily drill.

I bend over double to brush out my locks,
Took a coughing fit and peed in my sock.

I'm just getting old I tell myself again,
It's my punishment now for a youth filled with sin.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2026

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Loving Iii Avatar
June 2, 2026 at 2:28 PM
Judy, I rarely call a name. But this one had me from the start. And the finish went well also. I love reality in poetry. and the humor. Sometimes poetry worth reading is a rare find. I admit this time I found it. John.
Maverick Avatar
June 2, 2026 at 2:09 PM
Sin Judy?? Sin tell me again.' Oh drat its Too far for a holler.' I think now though Too much sin might ' do me in?' Lol)))
Andresen Avatar
May 22, 2026 at 6:25 AM
- Remember your youth with joy ... we've all been there, Judy :) - hugs
Ball Avatar
May 22, 2026 at 6:43 PM
Thank you so much Ann-Lise. God Bless, JB
George Avatar
May 21, 2026 at 11:25 PM
I know this is an exaggerated version of your condition written to amuse others. Hope you enjoy better health and better mental condition. With age, everyone starts to have pain and physical infirmities. They are not the punishment for our sins. :)
Ball Avatar
May 22, 2026 at 5:58 AM
Oh I know my ills and discomforts are not God's way of punishing me for my sins. As you say I'm just being funny. Thanks bunches my friend. God Bless, JB
Dietrich Avatar
May 21, 2026 at 10:00 PM
I highly doubt you are a sinner, dear Judy, but your poem makes for a great amusing read!
Ball Avatar
May 22, 2026 at 6:07 AM
Thank you soo much Andrea. God Bless, JB
Buehler Avatar
May 21, 2026 at 8:22 PM
I enjoyed your relatable poem, and it's traces of humor, Judy. Very best wishes.
Ball Avatar
May 22, 2026 at 6:08 AM
Thank you so much Judy. Just wanted to write something light that would make someone smile. God Bless, JB
Rodrigues Avatar
May 21, 2026 at 5:25 PM
Lots going on there. I hope you feel better!
Ball Avatar
May 22, 2026 at 6:12 AM
Oh I have not begun to scratch the surface. Don't get me started. Thanks bunches. God Bless, JB
De Beaulieu Avatar
May 21, 2026 at 10:39 AM
Hello Judy, there are evenings i feel so tired ,i try to watch my fav. programme. No luck i fall asleep. just for a little while. So I go to bed early turn out the lights. no such luck now i am wide awake. Happens all the time. Hugs. /Darlene/
De Beaulieu Avatar
May 22, 2026 at 9:51 AM
Hello Judy Ball, I have been feeling tired lately. I went to bed early, and could not sleep. i am a night person. I like that saying Judy. I am going to remember this saying. it makes sense to me. Yoour welcome my friend. /Darlene/
Ball Avatar
May 21, 2026 at 5:22 PM
HaHa I know the feeling. I keep remembering the old adage "The Sleep Of The Innocent" and the saying when everything goes wrong " I must have done something to make someone powerful mad at me"'. \Thanks bunches my friend. God Bless, JB
Sands Avatar
May 21, 2026 at 4:35 AM
I bet many of us can relate to the ailments and routine of getting old for sure. Well done :)
Ball Avatar
May 21, 2026 at 6:59 AM
Thank you so much Heidi. God Bless, JB
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