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The Unhappy Keyboard

I type hard, I type fast, I type dirty, because my owner does not care. There are papers over and under my keyboard. We are a mess. She is a mess. No one cares. I am running away Today, right now, As soon as she stops Typing. Signed: The unhappy keyboard

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M. L. Kiser

Date: 12/2/2018 7:37:00 PM

Oh, thanks for the reminder; I haven't shaken the crumbs out of my keyboard in a while; no wonder the "M" and "V" won't type anymore. A wonderful laugh.

Caren Krutsinger
Date: 12/2/2018 10:14:00 PM

My keyboard does not have a c, or v as I use them so much to cut and paste. I know they both hate me.

Sherry Asbury

Date: 12/1/2018 8:09:00 PM

Maybe my keyboard will go with yours. All it has to do is lose the food crumbs, the sticky notes and a half pound of potato chip crumbs, assorted flavors.

Caren Krutsinger
Date: 12/1/2018 9:47:00 PM

Let's set them up. No wait, they are both rather worn-out already. Oh, what the heck!

Michelle Faulkner

Date: 12/1/2018 7:22:00 PM

I hope you give your keyboard health benefits!

Caren Krutsinger
Date: 12/1/2018 9:47:00 PM

SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! She is listening, and she is....what? Oh, keyboard wants to know if this is an offer.

Rhona Mcferran

Date: 12/1/2018 8:13:00 AM

I think my keyboard may run away since it heard this... as it is choking on dust! ;P

Caren Krutsinger
Date: 12/1/2018 8:56:00 AM

Mine is running away with the other unhappy desktop items.??