The Unhappy Keyboard

I type hard, I type fast, I type dirty, because my owner does not care.
There are papers over and under my keyboard. 
We are a mess.
She is a mess.
No one cares.

I am running away 
Today, right now,
As soon as she stops
Typing.

Signed: The unhappy keyboard
Copyright © | Year Posted 2018

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Kiser Avatar
December 2, 2018 at 7:37 PM
Oh, thanks for the reminder; I haven't shaken the crumbs out of my keyboard in a while; no wonder the "M" and "V" won't type anymore. A wonderful laugh.
Krutsinger Avatar
December 2, 2018 at 10:14 PM
My keyboard does not have a c, or v as I use them so much to cut and paste. I know they both hate me.
Asbury Avatar
December 1, 2018 at 8:09 PM
Maybe my keyboard will go with yours. All it has to do is lose the food crumbs, the sticky notes and a half pound of potato chip crumbs, assorted flavors.
Krutsinger Avatar
December 1, 2018 at 9:47 PM
Let's set them up. No wait, they are both rather worn-out already. Oh, what the heck!
Faulkner Avatar
December 1, 2018 at 7:22 PM
I hope you give your keyboard health benefits!
Krutsinger Avatar
December 1, 2018 at 9:47 PM
SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! She is listening, and she is....what? Oh, keyboard wants to know if this is an offer.
Mcferran Avatar
December 1, 2018 at 8:13 AM
I think my keyboard may run away since it heard this... as it is choking on dust! ;P
Krutsinger Avatar
December 1, 2018 at 8:56 AM
Mine is running away with the other unhappy desktop items.??
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