The Ugly Swan
Remember the Ugly Duckling
He was neither a duck nor a gander
But I bet you've never heard
How he sued them people for slander
You see, he really was quite ugly
And even tho he wasn't a duck
When it came to being good looking
That swan was just out of luck
He had a mole growing out of his beak
That looked like Abraham Lincoln
And an eye that was barely open
That made him look like he was winkin'
Did I mention he had a double chin
That looked like a human's rear
And his head looked kinda lopsided
That's because he had one big ear
One of his legs was way too short
So he always walked with a limp
He was so fat, that when he flew,
He looked like the Good Year blimp
He sued those fairytale people
For making him look so bad
But now he can get that mole removed
For he took every penny they had
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