The Twerking Two Step

I was dancing at a dance club Two stepping all about When my thumb, it found a belt loop And I couldn't get it out I shifted and I wiggled I thrust my hips out front in time I bent over and I shimmied I was twerking on the line Now, I ain't no Miley Cyrus You can believe me now or not I wasn't up there twerking It's because my thumb was caught I sashayed and I moseyed And others got up too My thumb was still encumbered What the hell was I to do? I was twerking like a mad man Not knowing how, or why But the pain in my one digit Just made me want to die Maybe now I know the reason Miley Cyrus did her dance She wasn't up there being slutty She had her thumb stuck in her pants Now, I'm through with twerking And there's is one thing that you'll find That unlike young Miley Cyrus You don't want to watch me from behind!!!