The Tooth Fairy lost Her Teeth

I heard the tooth fairy lost her teeth.
Thief stole every last one, and her wand.
She can’t wave away the loss. Senseless,
of course. Sore kids won’t let it go -
their tooth. They’ve moved to Neverland
to escape the crooked, but Cook has
a secret treasure with a wand for a key.

Now Peter found the old Captain’s stash,
bagged it, filled it with crocks and clocks.

Peter Pan capped the tooth fairy’s smile.
The Captain will be screaming for a while.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2024

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Wolf Avatar
November 21, 2024 at 8:37 PM
I sink sat sis thtory ith thruly not srue! ~ Loth all my sees too.
Hind Avatar
November 21, 2024 at 5:39 PM
LOL this is funny! :D
Rodrigues Avatar
November 21, 2024 at 5:53 PM
Thank you, Paige! I had fun writing it! :)
Fisher Avatar
November 21, 2024 at 4:37 PM
This is a fun meander in the land of the Tooth fairy, et al. I wrote one awhile back how she was looking for an assistant at a job fair.
Rodrigues Avatar
November 21, 2024 at 5:13 PM
LOL! What was the name of it?
Meadows Avatar
November 21, 2024 at 1:03 PM
A fun tooth fairy poem! Well done.
Rodrigues Avatar
November 21, 2024 at 1:38 PM
Thank you! Gershon Wolf said something about the tooth fairy in a comment to me and off went my imagination!
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