The Thingymajigger-Whooslewhatsit

it carries the baby
it cleans up the tub
it does all your homework
and gives great foot rubs

It takes out the trash
it can be a TV
it can play all your music
like a big mp3

it can be your best friend
yes, it can do all that
it can take all your garbage
and make it a hat!

it flips 20 pancakes
and cooks 50 whole meals
its a metal detector
with interchangeable wheels

it's a doctor, a lawyer, 
and even a yacht
its a cell phone, an ipod
one must have robot!

it is nonalergenic 
it's even a pet
there isn't a thing
that this robot cant get

it compacts as well
it can get pretty small
it can fit in your pocket
or stand very tall

it's durable also
you can toss it from high
and watch it bounce back
in the blink of an eye

it's the thing of the future 
it's the thing of today
it can travel through time
back to yesterday

it's a language translator 
its a toilet too
it wipes up your butt
after you make number two

it's a wallet and airplane
an instrument too
there isn't a thing
that this robot can't do!

Copyright © | Year Posted 2010



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Date: 11/4/2010 7:41:00 PM
the thingymajigger-whooslewhatsit is the same as the thingymabob i think or was the the twiddledeewhoo the same as the whooslewhatsit I got get . Lovely poem Rachel. Thanx for the comments, Romeo ( he well you have to read to find out what happens to romeo) love Sidney
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Date: 11/1/2010 10:41:00 AM
O dear!!! The Kids are at it again! As far as they are concerned, just deliver. Take heart, this too will pass. thanks for your comments. Joy (Jew)
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