The Thingymajigger-Whooslewhatsit

it carries the baby it cleans up the tub it does all your homework and gives great foot rubs It takes out the trash it can be a TV it can play all your music like a big mp3 it can be your best friend yes, it can do all that it can take all your garbage and make it a hat! it flips 20 pancakes and cooks 50 whole meals its a metal detector with interchangeable wheels it's a doctor, a lawyer, and even a yacht its a cell phone, an ipod one must have robot! it is nonalergenic it's even a pet there isn't a thing that this robot cant get it compacts as well it can get pretty small it can fit in your pocket or stand very tall it's durable also you can toss it from high and watch it bounce back in the blink of an eye it's the thing of the future it's the thing of today it can travel through time back to yesterday it's a language translator its a toilet too it wipes up your butt after you make number two it's a wallet and airplane an instrument too there isn't a thing that this robot can't do!