The things she sees

She saw a chicken on a motorbike, and spat at snakes that were about to strike, she sees a lot of things she doesn't like: once, it was Hitler standing in the room, a monkey paragliding to its doom, a glowing spectre creeping from a tomb, an ugly man who turned and dropped his pants, a horse and camel ate up all the plants, a legless cat and tortoise couldn't dance, a crocodile who smirked and smoked a pipe, a skinny dog in glasses tried to type - and now a row of butts that need a wipe and queen Victoria has come to tea! ...but on the best of days she knows I'm me...