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The Short Strokes

Yours truly designs a newsletter for some elderly folks
Mostly gossip but scattered throughout are some corny jokes
Also who's still alive
For those few that survived
Soon will be getting down to those dreaded short strokes


© Jack Ellison 2015

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Michael Tor

October 4, 2015 at 6:27 PM

Jack my friend I've been so busy so sorry Jack the wife wants things done around the house. You know the honey do list. Honey do this Honey do that. I miss writing and reading. If it takes me a bit to respond you got the back up posse to come through. I will catch up sooner or later. Keep em coming!

Jack Ellison

October 5, 2015 at 12:42 PM

YUP@ The Honey Do list... all us guys got 'em!!! "catch up later:... no sweat, my man!!!

Carol Eastman

October 3, 2015 at 11:14 AM

Remember when you write your review... Your competition knows who's left, too...So take a clue... Walk a mile in romantic Tim's shoes... If it's the ladies you want to accrue... PS. Where's our Dear Lady Cathie?... Hope she doesn't end on a warpathie... She's a Lady most classy... Don't misbehave or you bum will be out on the grassy... Or a creek where you'll go Splishy-Splashy... Grandpa Troll made me to it, so brassy...Dragon was lost but flashy... Help! I can't stop! I'm getting so brassy!

Jack Ellison

October 4, 2015 at 8:25 AM

WOW!!! And there's no magic pill you can take... I'm afraid you're doomed for the rest of your life, to speak only in limerick!!! LOL xxx

Tim Smith

October 3, 2015 at 8:13 AM

A mighty fine hobby to do....keeping tabs on the still kickin few...which ladies are free...to add to your spree....and to their fellas you bid adieu

Jack Ellison

October 3, 2015 at 9:28 AM

Hmmmm! You have reminded me of all the single ladies which are becoming available almost daily as the old guys are kicking off!!! A bonanza! YEEHAW!!!!!!!!!!!

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