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The Sailor's Itch

The Sailors Itch Beneath a bright Valentine’s Moon He gave her the gift much too soon now they’re itchin’ and scratchin’ with off spring a-hatchin’ Those crabs he brought home from Rangoon John G. Lawless 2/26/2015

Copyright © | Year Posted 2015

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Date: 2/27/2015 12:13:00 AM
G'day John... Enjoyed your limerick John. Kind of enforces my belief in what humour is... someone else's misfortune. Thanks mate - Lindsay
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Date: 2/26/2015 6:20:00 PM
The gift that keeps
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Date: 2/26/2015 6:08:00 PM
ha! this is very funny!
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Date: 2/26/2015 5:37:00 PM
Hey john, I like the eating kind,but damn that was a funny tale..fishy nicely done..cpr Tocaa
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John Lawless
Date: 2/26/2015 5:46:00 PM
Glad you got a chuckle thanks for stopping by.