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The Sabbath Weigh

When Jesus went to Venus Mound
He was surprised at what he found
The meat was sweet
But on the street
It sold by kilo, not the pound

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Carolyn Devonshire

March 11, 2021 at 9:59 AM

Now this one is quite naughty, Rico! Yes, I had to look up "Venus Mound" too. You're so clever. Hugs, Carolyn

Rico Leffanta

March 11, 2021 at 11:08 AM

He was reportedly born there, why wouldn't he go there? Aloha! Rico

Judy Ball

March 7, 2021 at 1:43 PM

LOOKED IT UP. JESUS NEVER WENT THERE.

Rico Leffanta

March 8, 2021 at 10:25 AM

You heard that on FOX News? Aloha! Rico

Gershon Wolf

March 6, 2021 at 6:40 PM

Those who look up 'Venus Mound,' as I did, are in for quite a surprise, I imagine. ~ gw

Rico Leffanta

March 7, 2021 at 10:09 AM

Were you surprised by the fact that if he had gone to England, where weight is measured by stone, it would have given an entirely new definition to casting the first stone, most especially if He realised Brits also refer to testicles as stones? Aloha! Rico

Michelle Faulkner

March 6, 2021 at 10:33 AM

I don't know if Jesus knew much about math, I guess if he was a carpenter though he probably would have~

Rico Leffanta

March 6, 2021 at 11:12 AM

Any 12-year-old who sasses adults is unlikely to have gainful employment as a carpenter, temple cashier, fisherman, or whatever, most especially one who goes AWOL for 40-days! Aloha! Rico

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