Home » Poems » Rico Leffanta » The Sabbath Weigh

The Sabbath Weigh

When Jesus went to Venus Mound He was surprised at what he found The meat was sweet But on the street It sold by kilo, not the pound

Post Comments

Poetrysoup is an environment of encouragement and growth so only provide specific positive comments that indicate what you appreciate about the poem. Negative comments will result your account being banned.

Please Login to post a comment

Carolyn Devonshire

Date: 3/11/2021 9:59:00 AM

Now this one is quite naughty, Rico! Yes, I had to look up "Venus Mound" too. You're so clever. Hugs, Carolyn

Rico Leffanta
Date: 3/11/2021 11:08:00 AM

He was reportedly born there, why wouldn't he go there? Aloha! Rico

Judy Ball

Date: 3/7/2021 1:43:00 PM

LOOKED IT UP. JESUS NEVER WENT THERE.

Rico Leffanta
Date: 3/8/2021 10:25:00 AM

You heard that on FOX News? Aloha! Rico

Gershon Wolf

Date: 3/6/2021 6:40:00 PM

Those who look up 'Venus Mound,' as I did, are in for quite a surprise, I imagine. ~ gw

Rico Leffanta
Date: 3/7/2021 10:09:00 AM

Were you surprised by the fact that if he had gone to England, where weight is measured by stone, it would have given an entirely new definition to casting the first stone, most especially if He realised Brits also refer to testicles as stones? Aloha! Rico

Michelle Faulkner

Date: 3/6/2021 10:33:00 AM

I don't know if Jesus knew much about math, I guess if he was a carpenter though he probably would have~

Rico Leffanta
Date: 3/6/2021 11:12:00 AM

Any 12-year-old who sasses adults is unlikely to have gainful employment as a carpenter, temple cashier, fisherman, or whatever, most especially one who goes AWOL for 40-days! Aloha! Rico